Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments

Idea Storm

- Haley Cliché was your average teenage girl-

Really? I thought she was this teenage alien. Oops...

- There's always a hot, wild party in a teen fiction that Haley just has to attend!

- I jumped out of bed, trotted down stairs and back flipped all the way to school.

Wow, Haley is seriously dedicated to her Parkour training.

- Hunter's rock hard abs showed through his black shirt.

Since when did this average teen girl have X-ray vision? Is this a thing, now?!

*coughs* can i please get some of that.

- His dark hair flopped in his eyes.

That seems to happen often in your teen fiction story... doesn't he ever push it back or maybe change fuckin hairstyles!!

- My long, wavy blonde hair with a bright orange highlight that my friend, who works at the hair salon, have me for my sixteenth birthday-

Stop. I didn't even care about the first part of your hair life story so I didn't need the rest boo.

- I looked in the mirror and saw my yoga pants really showed off my big, round and plump butt.

Haley is Kim Kardashian?!

- Everyone is 17.

Is 17 the age where you can legally date a bad boy? Is that a thing Donald Trump should scream at

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Just a few ideas :)

Love, AJ