Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments

Done with life.

- I washed my hair with vanilla scented shampoo.

Vanilla? There are other scents of shampoo besides Vanilla, you know.

- My caramel, coconut Milky Way galaxy skin.

Shopping at Stephora must be a real struggle.

- My smooth milk chocolate skin.

So you're either black or a Starbucks flavor?

- Ethnicity is never blatantly stated. You have to add words that describe foods and beverages.

- My wavy blonde hair cascaded down my back like a waterfall...

Your blonde hair was taken out the ponytail you wore for gym. THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED!!!!

- "Hola, Chica!" My best friend, Haley chirps.

"Ahoy, Captian!" I chirped to my best friend. Then I realized that sounds stupid.

- I trotted, skipped, slam dunked, hopped, and cartwheeled into the shower.

- Nobody takes baths anymore.

- My vanilla scented Bath and Body Works body wash.

So you like vanilla and B&BW...?

- I'm half Irish and half Dominican.

I'm half African-American and white.

I'm something other than milk chocolate, marshmallow cream doughnut...

- A boxer and a bad boy? So because he boxes, he must be a criminal?

- His eyes will either be dark green, light green, dark blue or light blue.

And they will be called orbs.

- At some point in a girl's life she will be paired for a project randomly for a Sexual Education project with the hottest guy to ever walk earth and they will eventually fall in love.

But she'll mostly love his six pack.

- If he isn't muscular, she ain't datin him.

- Girls drop at his feet, throw themselves at him, and stand outside his door to walk him to school...

When did Vincent become One Direction?

- She must find out more about him from her best friend in a lunch room.

- Notes aren't passed in class, so instead they speak out loud so the teacher can hear them - yet she gets no detention.

- I had hair the true color of a smooth carrot that had been picked fresh from the ground. My eyes flowed with a green floursesnt color and my skin was a creamy as a glass of milk on a cold winters night.

I'll try to translate this in Human speak: You have red hair, green eyes and...you're a Caucasian female...?

*a million dollars falls on shoulders*

- Ugly nerdy girl gets casted as Lucy Hale.

Because Lucy Hale looks like ET and a bag of puke.

- I was homeless.

*parents go to live at bad boy's house automatically because that's the only shelter they could find*

- "Hunter, I love you!"

We know. You told us in chapters seven, eleven, and two.

- I wore a pink dress with small floral etchings.

Of course you wore that.

- "His leather jacket."

Because 99.9% of boys own a leather jacket.

- How come there aren't any Jamaicans?!

^ Has nothing to do with typical teen fiction moments, I just want to see a Jamaican bad boy ;)

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Xoxo,

AJ ✌❤