Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments

Can we not.

- Author rates story R.

"F**k you!" He spat. I slapped him across the face and shoved him back, making him tumble to the floor.

"You're such a f***ing c**t!"

Th*s hone*tly doesn't he*p

- "Mom, I'm fucking going to the store."

"Be home by fucking six I clock, bitch."

"O-fucking-Kay!"

Author rates story PG -__-

- I threw on the first thing I saw.

*leaves the house dressed in Gucci and Prada*

- I never had sex.

*recreates the world's best porno*

- Cant afford to go buy food but can text Taylor and Amy on her iPhone 6.

- Music? Never.

- Never kissed a boy but can make out passionately and French kiss like Miley Cyrus.

Sure. I believe you, ugly ;)

- My body was thick and chunky. My hair was dry and damaged like it was baked in the sun.

*picture of Ariana Grande in sidebar*

- He looked down at me and I blushed under his intense gaze.

He tripped and fell and blew out his ankle and I blushed.

He jumped off a cliff with the paper parachute and I blushed.

- His yellow orbs.

That's an infection.

- His ... Pink orbs.

That's pink eye.

- The girls had no self esteem what so ever. They literally call themselves ugly and hideous and just a waste if space. Like, have some confidence honey.

- The author says that the story is on it's first draft but it looks like Charles Dickens and Shakespeare teamed up to write a Teen Fiction.

- This chapter will be short.

*chapter takes up six pages*

- Winter is non existing.

- Any other season that isn't warm enough to wear cute dresses is not real and is a fiction of imagination.

- I'm going to write a fan fiction where the female protagonist will be Spanish.

Seriously ^^^

- Public school? No, I only attended academies or prep ✋

- He smirked and took a sip out of his juice.

He bent to tie his shoe and smirked.

He fell on rock and sprained his ankle and he smirked.

WE KNOW, HE LIKES TO SMIRK EVERY TWO SECONDS!!!

Do this all day for no apparent reason 😏😏😏😏 guys.

- She'll have a guy best friend that will fall for her.

- He will secretly like her until the end of the book, where nobody cares.

- 50 chapters, him being sarcastic, they kiss and date at the end.

- Using sarcasm in every sentence.

"Yes, Mom, please pass my that bowl of cereal."

"Yes, Hunter, you look absolutely hot in those cool leather jackets."

"And I'm Abraham Lincoln."

- She'll go to school only four times and the other times, she's only at lunch.

- She goes to school with the bad boy for three years and doesn't even know it, even though they share math classes and science.

- They'll be paired for a project.

- The project will be Sex Ed or science because other teachers don't give out assignments.

- Apparently, Harvard and major colleges accept known delinquents.

- The rules don't apply to the bad boy but the good girls get the death penalty.

- He could be all the way in Australia and as soon as she needs help with her ex boyfriend, he'll be right there on the floor beating the life outta him.

#SupaVince

- Male Mailman: Good morning, Haley

Haley: Good morning, Josh.

*Two seconds later*

Hunter: LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU DONT DESERVE A GREETING!

- Mood swings.

Reece: Haley, please don't leave.

Haley: I love you.

Reece: Shut up, meat bag!

- I will never hurt you.

He slammed me against the brick wall and grasped my wrist. A slight cracking noise began to ring in my ears as he gripped tighter.

He just broke your wrist.

- The only hair style her parents ever taught her was a messy ponytail, messy curls, and a messy bun.

Thanks, Mom and Dad :D

- Hnter juss tested Mi on Mi iPhOne 6 nd di mesSAGe sed:

Beb i luv u wid all mei herrt.

I smiled nd replieded:

I luv u two :)

- I worked really hard on this next chapter.

*Chapter is four paragraphs long*

If that's what you call working hard, then you need to change schools...or go to school.

- The paragraph doesn't have any periods or any form of punctuation.

Vincent you are the most important thing to me I live you so much and you defiantly mean the world to me please let's move in together so we can continue to make our lives better and I must talk at a very incredible pace because I cannot seem to stop catch my breath...

Real attractive ;)

- THE BAD BOY IS MY GARDENER....?!?!

- THE BAD BOY IS A BOY...?!?!?

- THE BAD GIRL IS A SECRET NERD WHO LOVES THE GEEK WHO SITS IN THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM.....?!?!?!.....!?!?!?!....

Yasssssssss hunny 👌👏

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😂😂😂 I just can't. New chapters coming in two days so be prepared !

Xoxo,

AJ

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