Yelena Belova Imagines

Accidentally on purpose

"What do you mean?" Yelena said slowly as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"I mean that they're not a bad guy... not anymore." Kate answered. You'd been doing your own research and not paid any attention to the two of them. But Now Yelena looked rather irritated so you gave half an ear to listen in.

"You let them go. They're a weapon smuggler who is holding a Black Widow hostage and you let them go. Why would you do that?" Yelena scolded.

"I did a background check! I had (Y/N) look into it." At the mention of your name you tried to leave the room without being noticed but Kate had now dragged you into it.

"Where are you going? You told Kate that she could let my guy go?" Yelena asked.

"No. I said that as far as the American Government is concerned he's a good guy. That he runs a wedding boutique. He also has a pretty credit score. But I didn't say to let him go." You said quickly.

"I have spent months looking for this guy and you just let him go!" Yelena grumbled. She tutted in irritation and left the room. You glanced at Kate who looked rather worried but relaxed when you shrugged and sat back down. A few minutes later Yelena flopped over the back of the sofa.

"Hey... Heyyy. (Y/N)!" She said with a tone of voice that meant one of you would be getting in some kind of trouble. You ignored her as she slid down to flop in a heap on the seat next to you. "Hey (Character), do you want to have the weirdest wedding of all time?"

"Excuse me?" You asked her and she grinned.

"Well the guy is a wedding boutique owner. Right? So if we have a wedding. Then he has to work for us and that gives us time to find the weapons and the missing Widow." She explained. You sighed. It was a good idea. It would give you a lot of time with him and near his properties.

"He even does wedding planning. So we could get him to, you know, hang around for a while." Yelena continued.

"I'll do it." You said quickly. She beamed a smile as she flipped over and sat next to you.

"What're you looking at?" She asked curiously.

"Someone broke into a vault. I have to figure out who it was and what was taken. It'd be much easier if they gave me what I needed like... what was taken, who had stuff in the vault. You know. Any kind of detail." You grumbled.

"I could break into it if you like? See how they got in?" Yelena offered. You rolled your eyes and shook your head.

"I don't need you getting me fired."

"Fired! I am your soon to be wife! I was just offering to help you." She said playfully. Kate hurried into the room with an armful of printouts and stared at the two of you.

"You're! You're getting married! Guys that's so great. I knew you liked each other. This is amazing. I have to tell Clint." Kate went to leave the room but Yelena grabbed at her belt, stopping her.

"We're getting fake married for a mission." You said and Kate looked a little flustered and disappointed.

"Well. I mean we could get real married while we're there." Yelena muttered.

"Why would we get real married? Last week you were a fugitive. It doesn't make sense to get real married." You said as you looked up from the video you were watching and frowned at her.

"Maybe we get accidentally married. I don't know. The man in charge of all of this is a criminal (Y/N) you don't think he'd mess up a wedding?" Yelena said defensively as she let Kate go. "Besides, I am not a fugitive any more and your government has given me immunity as long as I am curing the Black Widows of mind control."

"You know if you got real married you would have like fifty Black WIdows watching out for you. It'd make your job a lot easier... with the whole finding out who's sneaking around and stuff." Kate offered. Yelena gestured to her.

"There you go. I can have fifty Black Widows watching out for you. Accidentally on purpose married friends rates. So free." Yelena offered. You laughed and looked back to your laptop. "Oh by the way we have an appointment and three with the arms dealer about wedding things."

"You're taking this way too seriously." You muttered.

"It is our real fake wedding, of course I take it seriously!" Yelena said. She sounded outraged but her face was plastered with a pleasant grin. She laughed to herself as she left the room and Kate followed her.