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Misery~ Maroon 5
~Y/N pov~My life was a walking disaster,
ever since the day I was born I've never really had a normal moment in my life. Like the current situation, I was about to have my first kiss with a guy I really like, and my dad had to ruin it for me, at this point I'm just going to die a virgin.
"Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BOY!"
Of course, my dad had to ruin this magical teenage moment for me, well I should have known better the universe hates me after all.
"Uh...HI DAD YOUR HOME?!"
"DON'T HI DAD ME YOUNG LADY YOUR IN TROUBLE BIG TIME."
Call me rapunzel because he's never going to let me leave the house again.
"Dad I can explain, this is Ran Haitani, and he was just checking if I had something in my eye! Right ran!"
"Uh, yes sir! she had some bug in her eye! I totally wasn't trying to kiss her or anything!"
I couldn't help but mentally face palm, I seriously had to fall for this idiot.
"Y/n get in the house right now! And you young man are forbidden to meet with my precious daughter, AM I CLEAR!"
and at that moment my dad pulled me inside of our apartment and slammed the door at ran's face, well this was a great evening indeed.
my heart rate keeps increasing, I couldn't calm down for even a second, I was definitely dying tonight, I just hope I can plan my funeral before my father murders me in my sleep. then all of a sudden, my dad tackled me into a hug.
"MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" dad yelled out as he was literally suffocating me.
"I......c-can't........breathe." I said trying to catch my breath.
"Sorry honey I just missed you so much, and I see that you've been busy since I've been away." he said as he emphasized the last part in a sarcastic tone.
"I totally missed you more dad! how was L.A.?" I said trying to advert the topic of Ran almost kissing me 5 minuets ago.
"hey hey! no trying to avoid the topic, now tell me who is that boy that's caught the attention of my precious daughter?"
I had no choice but to tell the truth, because I really couldn't lie at all, anytime I try to lie it just backfires towards me in the end, so I might as well spill the beans.
"Dad, I'll tell you the truth only if you promise me that you won't get mad." I could tell by the look on his face that it seemed impossible to promise such a thing. "Dad please promise me!" I said with sad puppy eyes, he could never resist the sad puppy eyes. "Okay! okay, I promise I won't get mad.", well here goes nothing.
"Dad, I met Ran at the beginning of summer, and we've been hanging out and talking for some time now....and I also think I have feeling for him." when I looked at my dad, he seemed like he was going to pass out at any moment, this was not good. I then carefully sat him on the couch and handed him a glass of water. He finished the glass of water and placed the glass on the coffee table, he then turned towards me with a serious look on his face.
"I was afraid of this day, actually I was hoping that you wouldn't fall in love until you turned 50 but this was much sooner than what I expected." of course my over dramatic father would say that. "Look, I also met your mother at this age so I can't forbid you from dating, but we need to have the talk."
oh
oh no
"Sweetie, we have to have the talk, you know the birds and the bees, for your safety and also because I don't want grandchildren yet."
someone please kill me now.
"Dad please stop, please I'm begging you I'll do anything but listen to you talk about sex!"
"But honey we need to have this talk you know....about protect-"
"BYE DAD GOOD NIGHT LOVE YOU."
I got up and ran as fast as I could towards my room, there was no way I was listening to my dad talk about having safe sex this was too much for my virgin ears.
"HONEY COME BACK....FINE IF YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY FOR SOME BOY, HE BETTER HAVE A COOL MOTORCYCLE!"
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As I lay in bed contemplating life and the disastrous moment where my dad tried to give me the sex talk, my phone suddenly started ringing.
and it was none other than Ran Haitani himself.
"Hey Shakespeare, you didn't die yet?"
hearing his voice itself just drives me crazy, just what is this boy doing to me?
"Nope not yet, but instead I did get a sex talk from my dad about using protection."
"Hahahahahah, sorry Shakespeare that's just golden, I send my dearest apologies."
"I hate you."
"I know you like me, no need to shy away now Shakespeare."
He never stops making me feel like a flustered mess.
"Stop acting so cheeky bean pole, you got me in trouble."
"Well, how about I take you out tomorrow as an apology?"
"There better be food involved."
"of course, nothing less for my Shakespeare."
"Good night, Ran Haitani."
"Good night, pretty angel."
Just what was happening to my poor heart.
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