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America going through New Zealands stuff because one of his tanks of oil went missing

Russia who was meant to be on a date with America: like why would someone have a mysterious powder that looks suspiciously like cocoaine in there draws then turns out its just some disgusting sugary powder

New Zealand: you just triggered my fight or flight instinct...

New Zealand: and I'm a flightless bird

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