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New Zealand: a 13 year old boy tried to fight me today but by pure coincidence I knew his dad on a first name basis.

New Zealand: I called out "Canada" to him which is his name and he looked at me, smiled and waved

New Zealand: I looked down at the boy gave him a smirk and said "I'm gonna fuck your dad"

New Zealand: I have that boy more cycological damage than any ex girlfriend can ever give him

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