OK we all know this one is going to be 14+ it has to be its the rules
*Wales texting New Zealand*
My idiot bf
Sheep shagger: yo bro what u doin
Welshy boi: I'M FUCKING SLEEPING IT'S 2AM!
My idiot bf: so?
Welshy boi: GO TO SLEEP!
My idiot bf: nah what's the fun in that
My idiot bf:let's talk about gay sex instead
Welshy boi: WTF- NEW ZEALAND NO YOU ARE NOT SENDING ME A VIDEO THAT EXPLAINS GAY SEX AT 2AM AGAIN! (yes this has happened more than once poor Wales)
My idiot bf: how bout I show you an irl example instead~
Welshy boi: NO NEW ZEALAND WE ARE NOT FUCKING AT 2AM
My idiot bf: too bad I'm only my way bitch
Welshy boi: NO-
My idiot bf: do you want me to bring anything that we need?
Welshy boi: NO YOU AREN'T COMING OVER-
*Wales doorbell rings*
Wales: fuck
New Zealand: OK so what do you want to watch first I have hunt for the wilder people, boy and footroot flats a tail of dog.
Wales: what-?
New Zealand: if I text you at 2am saying I want to fuck it means I want to cuddle and watch New Zealand movies
Wales: ok...?
New Zealand: OK good choose a fucking movie already or I will fuck you
I HAD YOU FOOLED HORNY MOTHER FUCKERS and this is based of me and my friend Talking bout gay sex at 2am :]
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FanfictionWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo
