New Zealand: I'm not mad at my son because he's fat I'm mad at him because he does fat shit
New Zealan: I was sitting in my car I had just finished eating a slice of pavlova and my son comes in the car
Otago: *picks up crumb off New Zealands shirt and sniffs it* dad did you eat a pavlova?! And you ate it with a spoon?!
New Zealand: now hang on you fat fuck how can you tell if I ate a piece of pavlova with a spoon or fork by sniffing a crumb?! Are you apart if the food detectives or some shit?!
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FanfictionWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo