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Australia: hey Zea I'm gonna go over to the pub and grab a few beersies
New Zealand: Aus you can't we're in lockdown
Australia: what?!
New Zealand: we're in lockdown its been all over the Internet and the news
Australia: well I'm not on the Internet
New Zealand: omfg maybe it's time to stop using a very outdated dictionary and a map that's probably from the first world war?!
Australia: why I like it when it's just me and the sun all by ourselves.
New Zealand: *sigh*
Australia: ok I gonna head off now
New Zealand: YOU CAN'T
WE
ARE
IN
LOCKDOWN
Australia: wait does that mean I have to cancel scrabble night with grandma again
New Zealand: YES SHE WOULD OF ALREADY CANCELLED IT IF YOU WERE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET
Australia: well fuck you
Australia: ima head off to my mates place now-
New Zealand: AUSTRALIA
YOU
CAN
NOT
GO
ANYWHERE
Australia: why?
New Zealand: I ALREADY SAID IT
WE
ARE
IN
LOCKDOWN
Australia: well why didn't I hear about this
New Zealand: then its probably time to update from a 50 year old radio and the news paper that only told us about the Christchurch earthquakes a few months ago
Australia: oh I get it now you're just jealous because you had a natural disaster and now you want me to not go anywhere and have a deadly disease
New Zealand: *puts gun to head* please let me have a unidiotic brother in the next life
Australia: *on his way to his mates house*
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أدب الهواةWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo
