Picture at top not mine but I thought it was hilarious
And new zealand is a teacher in this one
New Zealand: my Yr 7 son is an absolute asshole
New Zealand: OK faggots its math time and the equation isn't how long can I suck my best friends face for
New Zealand: oh my fucking god its not that hard you should of learnt this is year 4!
New Zealand: people are smoking in the bathroom?! WITHOUT ME?!
New Zealand: girls I'm gay so don't even try to get me to fuck you to get your grades up but boys you may have a chance.
New Zealand: Johnny has 45 coconuts- well he must get a lot of bitchs.
New Zealand: fuck sake-anyone know the answer because I sure have as he'll don't
New Zealand: *coming back from the bathroom* are my pupils dialated?
New Zealand: Jimmy has 10 biscuits, Brooke has 5, how may does Ziggy have? FIRST OF ALL WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR CHILD ZIGGY SECOND WHI THE FUCK IS ZIGGY SHE COULD BE A CHILD RAPIST FOR ALL I KNOW!?
New Zealand: I tried weed with my Canada back in high-school I hated it.
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FanficWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo
