Jon X Reader

chapter 12: A fight

-Jon's P.O.V-

I just stood there while Y/N was making out with Tord, I wanted to move but I couldn't, it's like I was stuck in  quicksand...so I just watched...it was horrible...I loved her...

"Y-Y/N..."

"J-Jon it isn't what you think!"

Tord looked at me with an evil smirk, it was like he knew she and I would be here.../

I got up the courage to tell him...

"H-HEY! T-T-THAT'S MY LADY NOT Y-Y-YOURS! SO STOP M-MAKING OUT W-W-WITH HER!"

Tord let her go and walked to me, looking down on me (Tbh ima just guess that Tord is smaller than Jon lol)

"Tight bars little man, who knew you could scream that high pitched. Sounded like a little...jente"

 (Jente [how you say it  yenta ]means girl in Norwegian)

W-what the hell's a jente?! 

"I have no idea what that means but lay off of her! Eduardo snuck into your guys' house once...he saw your room...it was full of anime girls...go marry one of them you..you.....YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"

I punched him but it had no effect...

-Tord's P.O.V-

Ahahahaha classic stupid Jon, weak as a twig, skinny like a twig...W I L L     B R EA K     E A S I L Y       L I K E     A      T W I G

He tried to punch me??? It was more like he patted my face with his fist

"You stupid little twig, you really think your punches would work on me? You're skinny as a twig of course! You're just a  WEAK  LITTLE  BABY!"

I pushed him and he fell over it was hella funny

{insert evil communist Tord laughs}

"TORD STOP!"

Y/N seemed to yell at me...but I'm the domiant one in this situation. Besides, she just a little weak gym trainer.


I punched Jon in the arm so hard I think I heard a crack, I might've broken his arm who knows and cares? NOT ME {insert evil communist Tord laughs again} THAT LITTLE TWIG TISPE (Norwegian word for bitch) CAN STAY ON THE GROUND, I'M NOT HELPING HIM. I was thinking about taking Y/N with me but the guys would've supected that I would've kidnapped her so I walked away knowing I had won the fight.


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