The Robin's Weapon

the lost parts

All of these are all really short, but I think are funny, at least in some way. Enjoy!🖖

Also lots of bad words from our boy Jay, if you sensitive to them, or too young please skip! Nothing really important happens.

-tims birthday-

-Hogwarts library-

Luna smiled at Tim, handing over the present for his birthday.

Tim blinked at the small rectangular box. "Thank you Luna, but you didn't need to get me anything."

Luna smiled, as she watched Tim unwrap the the box. Tim blinked when he saw what was inside. He took it out.

"What is this?"

Luna laughed. "That's a sonic screw driver. I got it from the male version of me I told you about."

Tim blinked. "Luna. This is really advanced tech. I don't even know what to do with it."

"Good thing I do, and will teach you."Luna answered.

"But seriously what's with this guy? How did he have this technology?"

Luna shrugged, "he's called the doctor."

Tim hesitated before asking his next question. "Doctor who?"

-Tim and Luna meet the avengers-

-avengers movie, that one mountain-

Loki and Thor turned to see our two favorite insomniacs. Both with a bucket of popcorn.

"This is a family matter asgardians."

Tim shrugged, and pointed at his girlfriend. "She wanted to see if the crumpled horn snorkak is in this dimension. We found your drama, and got the popcorn." He turned tired eyes to Luna. "You have some coffee?"

Luna quickly summoned her hot cup of coffee from their universe, and handed it over.

Loki was surprised, but hid it well. "An Asgardian who can use magic?"

Luna looked at Loki. "It's so good to see you again Loki." She hummed. "I think the last time I saw you the universe was collapsing. You both were so stressed."

Loki and Thor was sure what to make of this. Tim spoke up, in what Loki now recognized as Tim being half asleep state, "My girlfriend travels the different universes and dimensions. So chances are," a big yawn here,"she's met you before."

Luna blinked and studied Loki's eyes. "Oh Loki. Are you being mind controlled again? That Thanos has no class."

Thor blinked, and Loki spluttered. "How do you know this?" Thor asked eventually.

Luna turned to Thor, a confused expression on her face. "His eyes are green not blue. This is the color when being controlled by the tesseract."

Thor yanked to look his brother in the eyes. Sure enough, they were crystal blue, not his  green. Thor turned to the witch. "Can you help him?"

"I do not need help from a lowly-"

"Of course." Luna interrupted Loki. "He has always been such a good friend. It's time for me to return the favor."

Tim let out a tiny snore, he had crashed.

With in minutes Loki was free, and Thor was thanking Luna profusely. That's when Iron man and captain America came in.

Tony blinked at the couple. "Uh who are you?"

Luna smiled happily. "It's so nice to see you Tony! You too Steve!" She turned back to Thor. "He'll be groggy for a few hours. Possibly emotional, and he will most definitely throw up." She handed over a small flip phone. "If you need me use this. If you don't know how to use it I'm sure Tony will help you."