Y/n x Dream x Kaka oneshots

The awakening

It was a dark and silent night, and I was watching over my discord server, as I am its almighty moderator. When suddenly, someone sent me an image of a unicorn. I had a deep hatred of unicorns ever since my waifu, Twilight Sparkle, had cheated on me. My heart is pounding tremendously as I lay my eyes on the unicorn. 'The unicorn...' I thought as my hands trembled and my teeth gritted. My hands shook tremendously as I licked the Cheeto powder from my face. My legs also shook, which caused my 16857485768 kg of fat stored in my belly to tremble like an earthquake. The massive amount of fat in my stomach slapped on each other as my blood vessels popped from anger. I growled like a feral dog and bit my screen, causing it to crack instantaneously.

My supposed 'sister' was banging on my door, demanding an answer but I didn't listen. Despite my enormous size, I shook in my chair, which was making it crack. My eyes pulsated faster than my heart could, and I snapped. [My chair] I snapped and quickly stood up, but only to fall down because I haven't gotten out of my chair for the last 12 years. I grabbed my table, but it broke from my great strength. That's when I realized. 'I can't see my uwu hot cute anime waifus!' I quickly got up and became super strong. All of the fat on my body popped off and muscle started to sprout from my body. It grew as large as my fat and I had become the strongest person in the world.

I put on my Dream mask and began to sing my favorite song in an opera manner. "I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time" My relatives banged on my door and yelled at me to let them in but I didn't listen. I put on my Dream merch and started to vigorously dance to Mask by Dream. That's when I suddenly realized I had to take a crap really bad. Instantly, massive amounts of diarrhea flew out my pants and onto the floor and so did pee. 'Oh no, it seems this is all the crap and pee I had stored for the last 12 years.' I let out a cold sweat and realized... I liked pooping. It felt great and I smiled as my head turned into a tomato color.

And suddenly, the poop and pee on the floor formed into a gorgeous man with muscles bigger than mine. "Hello darling~" He whispered in my ear and shivers went down my spine. My face flushed and I stuttered a "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hello....." I put my hands behind my back and the stranger grabbed my chin and forced me to look at him.

I gulped as he started to kiss me. I heard glass shattering and a familiar voice. It was Dream! "Hey, hands off my [your gender]!" They started a massive fight which made my whole house erupt into flames and ash but I didn't care. My hero was here to save me. They created a huge crater from their fight, and the end result was a duel. My muscled legs shook as I fell to the ground and sobbed. "What's gonna happen now?" I looked at both of them, tears falling from my eye orbs. "let us have an orgy" the Kaka man replied, and looked at both of us seductively. We both nodded and had a huge orgy with everyone in the neighborhood.

the end.