A Walk in the Park

Written All Over Your Face by Gerald Levert and Rude Boys

Terra was stressed out. The wedding was in mere days (on Halloween so they'd only have to remember one date) and she was scared everything was going to fall apart.

Every minor inconvenience made her hyperventilate.

At the moment, she was urging the Titans to get out the door on time. They had to make it to Steel City in less than 12 hours. "Come on, guys! We have to go!"

"Hey!" Jinx was tired of her already. "You'll see when you have kids! It's a lot!"

"Guys!" Terra was near tearing her hair out.

Raven melted up from the floor. "You need to calm down. The kids are feeling your emotions."

Terra tried to relax but couldn't all the way.

"We will make it on time." Bumble Bee promised.

"We will not fail you." Starfire added.

Terra was breathing deeper. "Okay. Thanks, guys."

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Aqualad couldn't stand his groomsmen. All they did was fight. Red Arrow was being lazy and continued to fall asleep whenever he could because "the baby doesn't sleep at night" so Menos teased him as payback from last year with Angela so that made them argue and fight with Mas jumping in to defend his brother and that made Jericho irate for a reason none of them were privy to.

The only one Aqualad could count on was Hot Spot. "Please tell me the tuxes are ready."

Hot Spot nodded. "Yep. We just need to be fitted one last time."

"I can't believe I let that big green goblin be my Best Man."

"You wanted to match cuz Raven is Terra's Maid-of-Honor." Hot Spot pointed out.

"I know." Aqualad scowled. "We're not even married yet and I'm making bad decisions."

Hot Spot laughed. "He'll pull through. Changeling has grown so much."

Aqualad said nothing.

Hot Spot smirked as both ignored the fight happening before them. "They're nearly here. Toni said. Are you sure about later?"

"Yeah. Of course."

Hot Spot took a breath. "Okay. Let's find a bucket of water to throw on them."

Aqualad grinned.

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"I think the party's here?" Bumble Bee snuck up on Kole, who shrieked in fear.

Argent laughed. "You got her good!"

Kole was miffed at both.

Titans West entered the room fully. "Hello!"

Titans East greeted them back.

Terra flew to Aqualad and leapt on him. "Is it okay to do this?"

"Do what?" He was fine now that he had her in his arms.

"See each other?"

"We don't have those customs."

She relaxed. "Okay."

Bumble Bee dragged Terra away. "That's cute and all but we've got to get started."

"Oh! Yeah!" Terra had forgotten.

Cyborg slapped a hand to Aqualad's shoulder. "Us too. Come on, Best Man!"

"This is going to be epic!" Changeling couldn't wait.

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The men went to a strip club and were put out as soon as they got drunk and began arguing loudly about who had the best wife.

They ended up at a park, drinking and fighting over whose family was best.

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The women had more decorum but they too got drunk and had fun.

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The Titans trudged back to the Tower, sticky, covered in glitter and totally drunk.