Don't fuck with this piercer... Please

Bird Costume Or Freaky Piercings?

Sasuke POV:

Naruto has been teasing me for weeks now, I sighed half in happiness the other in annoyance.
But the only reason he did it was to push me off edge, maybe Sakura liking me didn't help either.

A high school love-triangle great!

I pouted to myself, what did I expect? Naruto was obviously straight!
The gayest thing he's ever done was probably hug his dad.
I looked over at the clock, 7:28 I really should get ready for my part time job. I worked at a local downtown piercing shop, the store where you usually pass when you go get milk from the suburban dairy.

Most people find the shop dodgy or whatever, but really it's a couple of tattooed low-life's hung out because they can't afford rent.
Which means I have to deal with those useless thugs, my mood went to sad high schooler to I have to deal with fucking halfwits real fast.

I trudge towards my closet, dragging my feet in the most off-putting way.
when I reach my closet slightly frown,

I hate my job.

I put on the casual work wear.
A retro black oversized top, black ripped jeans and my run down vans.
I go to my dresser and open the corner safe, where I put all of my 'jewellery' in.

Most jobs make their employees advertise their work by doing stupid stuff, like wearing a mascot costume.
Bright sunflower yellow beak, bold beady eyes and a odd muppet accent?
That guy probably had to be desperate to do that!

(I mean they work at Disney Land but still)

So my job made me wear piercings.

Hey, it was better than getting a junky tattoo! I put on the all of my earrings, studs, rings and look at the final result in the mirror.

"Heshh I look like a stapler attacked me"

I look at my watch, 7:43 SHIT! I'm gonna be late, boss might go ahead and kill me!

I shove my notable, trademark hoodie on and grabble at my bag.
Then I run out to door into my garage.
I grab my silver, oil smelling key and go to sit on my motorcycle. I shoved my key in and yanked it to started the engine, after a few mis-fires the machine roars to life. I open up my rickety garage and zoom out onto the road, heading to work.

The bright neon lights of Tokyo blur as I sped faster and faster, the wind was behind me.
Hitting me in a not-so-graceful way
really had me at peace, ironically.
When I finally reached my destination, work I sighed.

"Let's go have fun with idiots. Said no-one ever!"

I parked my bike, hopped off and took out the key. I walked towards the door and twisted the knob, a recognisable jingle ringed through the room.

"Well how do you do Sasuke?" my stupid colleague exclaimed.

"I guess my shift is over, have fun now!"

He skipped walked over to the back door, waved a happy goodbye and went on his way, weirdo I thought.

~Time Skip~

I spent 2 hours doing nothing! I grumbled, all these customers are like in their late 20s and want fucking tattoos on their asses!
I might as well go home, it's not like they need me here.
I looked at my phone 9:46 huh my shift ends in 44 minutes, maybe if I wag no one will know. I argue with myself over leaving or not but then a similar noise of a bell rang...

My head jolts up and I come face to face with..

NARUTO FUCKING UZUMAKI?!

Luckily my trained face didn't show any reactions, let alone any sound.
I sobbed mentally, why is he at a sketchy Tattoo/Piercing shop at 10 on a Sunday night looking like he drank a whole pub?

~Too be continued~
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(P.S sorry for the small chapter, had a busy week 😅)