Don't fuck with this piercer... Please

What Happened?!

Sasuke POV:

"Beep! Beep! Beep!" My dinky old alarm clock sounded,

"5 more minutes.."

I mumbled as I blindly tried to grab the stupid device, after 3 painfully failed attempts I finally thwacked it off my dresser. Suddenly the beeping stopped, my body subconsciously turned itself around and the warm waves of my soft,
cloudy duvet drew me to sleep..

Fuck! I internally shouted as my eyes burst open, I look down at the battered clock on the floor. Reading 7:33, school starts at 8 on the dot! I flung my self out of my bed and did my;

'late to school morning routine.'

Which consisted of me shoving my crumpled up uniform on, brushing my teeth and grabbing a granola bar for breakfast.

I grabbed my bag off the ground and dashed out of my front door.
(After checking that I locked it twice)
I look at the time again 7:47 I was so damn screwed!

~Time Skip~

I some how managed to get on school right on time and headed to first period. Science I grumbled, we had the most shitty teacher ever, god knows how she even landed a job!
In my science class you could get away with murder, so instead of learning about the periodic table we are learning on how desperate the girls are to get nailed down by Naruto.

I know Naruto is hot, but seriously ladies do you know the feeling of shame!
I know I can't say anything though, whether I liked it or not I was also crushing on Naruto wait..
Did I say crushing? I cringed hard, god I sounded like some simp or whatever.

I reached my class and navigated myself to my seat which was top corner, most people didn't sit up at the top and even if they did, they never picked a corner seat.

The area has no space to put your bag in but I liked it, I unpack my science stuff (book, pen and scientific calculator) and gazed out the window beside me, zoning out.

"Hi Sasuke-Kun!"

Some annoying, girly high-pitched voice exclaimed or in my opinion shrieked to me. "What is it you bitch?" is what I should've said when I turned around, instead I gave her the head nod and she happily continued to talk to me.

Nice one, Sasuke!

"So Sasuke, are you going to the Winter Formal?"

I replied back with a bored voice.

"Couldn't really care for it"

"WHAT, it would be such a shame if you didn't go!?"

The female pouted, did she think she was cute? Because she made me want to throw up my respiratory system.

I scowled "Even if I did that would be none of your busine-"

"Sakura! Get your butt over here, the teachers coming."

"Ok, I'm coming Ino!"
She said in a moody tone, was she on her period or something?

"Talk to you later Sasuke-Kun!"

She skipped off giggling to herself, while I was gagging to myself.

I sighed with relief, good god the girl is gone. That's when I felt someone looking well more like glaring at me, I turned to look at Naruto.

What's up with him?

I asked myself, he continued to stare back and the longer he looked, the hotter my face was getting.

"Good morning!!"

Our teacher half shouted, barging into the room saving the day, hm maybe she wasn't that useless.

"I printed out some cute lookin' work sheets for you all today!"

Never mind..

~Time Skip~

Finally lunch! I walked out of French and headed to the library, it was quiet and it was the only entertainment system I actually enjoyed in this damned place. Plus it's better than watching your fellow classmates gurgle chocolate milk, I reach out for my lunch box in my bag and felt nothing..

FUCK!

I was in panic mode this morning and forgot to shove in a snack for interval.
I guess that means I have to take a quick trip to the cafeteria.

After walking down the crowded halls of Konoha High I finally reached the cafeteria, it was basically Hunger Games out there but less death and more mess. Honestly they need to stop paying the teachers and get this place a deep, professional clean.

I got ready in line and waited for about 10 minutes to get my food served up, the food here wasn't a 5 star restaurant but it wasn't fished out of the garbage either.
I took my tray and sat at the last back table, it had off-colour stains and the metal legs probably gave you tetanus.
But since it was empty I didn't really mind.

I dug into my mashed potatoes and then heard a huge thunk! What the hell? It's Naruto and his 'group'

"Oi! Uchiha" Naruto spat out my name in digust

"Can you fuck off MY girl"

"Who are you talking about?"

I replied back with a stern voice, he's cute and all but seriously I don't talk to girls, can't he see that?

"Really?" He scoffed.

"Pretending that you don't flirt with Sakura? Of course a pretty-femboy like you would do such a queer thing!"

He thought I was pretty?! My heart started to dance until I gave it a spank and told it to shut up, I mean it was an insult. (Right?)

"Well-l I don't reall-y like her, she kind-a just comes up to me-e"

Crap! I stuttered so much, I winced at my so called well reply.

"That's hard to believe, next time I see you together, your girly face wont be so pretty anymore..."

Jeez talk about over protective, he must really like Sakura. Most guys in our year do, she's all cupcakes and rainbows on the outside but really she seems a bit bitchy if you ask me.

I guess I have to tell Sakura to fuck off, I sighed unwilling. God I don't like talking to her!

Really what just happened??
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