Don't fuck with this piercer... Please

Tacos, Biscuits And Bonding

Sasuke POV:

I started cursing to myself internally hoping it some other pink-haired bitch, but clearly my luck had ran out today so there's no point in praying.
I sigh and slowly tilt my head up,
sable-black orbs are met with viridescent ones. I never noticed that Sakura actually had quite pretty eyes, it's such a shame that it doesn't apply to her personality.

"Ah~ Hey Sasuke-Kun!"

She screeched at me with utter bashfulness, attempting to push her chest together to plump out her imaginary tits that she clearly didn't have.

Thank god I'm gay.

"Sup"

I replied shortly so I could get my ass outta here, but sad to say that she decided to continue talking.

"I'm so, SO sorry that Naruto did that to you!.. Well just between you and me I think he's kinda well jealous. Of what we have ya know?"

She whisper-giggled after her outrageous sentence while I just gave her a slight blink and a look away, I really couldn't be bothered replying to this hoe right now. As Shikamaru would say;

It's such a drag.

"So to finish up from before at lunch...
do you want to go out to the-"

"Hola my Sasuke! I got us some tacos from this new Mexican restaurant up in town, Kisame recommended it to me and- Who's this?"

An angel in disguise, well actually my older brother Itachi.
MY LUCK ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL!
I whooped mentally, still maintaining my stoic face.

"Oh I'm Sakura, Sakura Haruno! I'm a friend of Sasuke's."

She squeaked like some sort of blushing pest, it was obvious that she was taking a huge liking to Itachi.

(A/N side note: I really don't blame her 😍)

"Oh! So that's Sakura, my brother Sasuke has told me lots about you!"

He gave her a quick grin making Sakura's face go pink, ironic to her hair.

"Is that so.."

Her stupid efforts on profanity made me want to slap her, NO remain calm Sasuke.

"Well it was nice meeting you, now if you mind I'll be stealing Sasuke from you!"

"That's fine- OH WAIT CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?"

Was she seriously trying to hook up with my elder brother? This girl seriously has no sense of humility at all.

"Well I only give nice people my number but you.."

He began strutting his way towards Sakura giving her a sexy gaze and stable eye contact, She was literally drooling up a tsunami.

Itachi was just centimetres away from her face, that's when I heard the unthinkable;

"But you... You aren't nice or nice looking. Too bad you can't place a paper bag over your personality, Also dating flat 4 year-old bitches are boring. Go find someone similar to you, doubt they would date you though."

(A/N side note: I personally think I went to far but yes 👍)

Sakuras face was now trembling ready to explode into bawling tears any second,
and I was about to explode into mad laughter around the same timing.

"Come on little brother, let's leave this dump"

Winking at me he took my hand and walked on forward, leaving Sakura sobbing on the ground as if someone killed her child. But in this case her pride was killed instead, which is basically like a child for HER.