Don't fuck with this piercer... Please

Overthinking And Complaining, With Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke POV:

Ugh. This place sucked ass. Why the hell did Suigetsu recommend this place for us?

Oh right yeah! I remarked in my head sarcastically, he said one of his 'clients' mentioned that the cafe was good. But I think what the client actually was trying to do was drop a sexy hinter to the shark-toothed boy.

Even though Suigetsu gives off power bottom vibes, he's kinda a switch or whatever he calls it. Also not to mention he is very attractive, well if your into freaky guys like him.

"What should we Order Sussygay?"

Suigestsu asked me casually, ignoring the fact that I'm staring daggers into his soul right now. He's well aware about my bad mood right now, he catches on quick.

I roll my eyes like some sort of bratty icon and look around the room, this dingy eatery gave the vibe of some place old ladies meet up for bingo and walking group gossip. Or a restaurant Gordon fucking Ramsey would roast on his Kitchen Nightmares show.

Maybe it was wrong of me to assume about his horny client taking him on a date here... Nah! The people he works with are weird honestly, they kinda scare me too.

"So your gonna just starve or something, I thought we were here for a coffee meeting- greeting not a depressing starve yourself session."

I let put a groan of frustration and laziness.

"Fine, I'll have a flat white and some cherry cheesecake. Is that good enough?"

I replied back in a moody tone, another reason I came here was to satisfy my craving for cheesecake.

When I was younger, around primary school age my mum would buy me and Itachi a bakery item at the end of the month. Only if we behaved, had a bad week or just deserved the sweet treat, I always chose to eat a cherry cheesecake because of its formality.

The shop we bought it from always presented it perfectly. The nicely cut piece on a white and unscratched porcelain plate, the cake having a salmon pink tinge with a dollop of cherries on top. The best part was watching the berry sauce slowly drop down the cake like ink- straw art.

The only reason I ordered it because it gave the same presence as my mother, it was graceful and sweet like her personality. I obviously never told it to her which I honestly regret, if you wondering what Itachi ordered it was a giant chocolate donut or Dango if he was feeling traditional.

"Good morning, what would you like to order today?"

A calm voice interrupted us, who was also a waiter taking our order.

"Um, I'll have a caramel latte and a brownie and Sasuke will have.."

Suigetsu gave me the look, as if he was a single mother, making her anti-social son
learn how to order food at some average diner. So when her son is older and not living in her basement he can get takeaway without looking like a societal reject.

I gave him my signature glare and say my order to the patience waitress, who probably has been standing there for a while now. After ordering our food Suigestu attempts to start a conversation;

"So how's life been? Any tea to spill?"

"No, not really?"

"What! Dang man you always have some issues, like seriously I'm starting to think your life is some sort of fucked up K-Drama. Do you at least have anything to complain about?"

Ouch. That hurt not gonna lie.

I start thinking about anything shitty that's been going on in my life, I instantly think of my dumb blonde who probably has been suffering for a reason I'm yet to find out.

"Well.. Uh."

"YOU HAVE SOMETHING?! Tell mee!"

Suigetsu starts begging me like a spoiled dog begging for KFC, remind me why I'm friends with him?

I let out a huge, massive and dramatic sigh.

"I think there's something up with Naruto"

"Naruto? C'mon man! I thought we talk about this, you said you would move on from that shitty Pikachu"

"I know, but I think he's not mentally alright, that's the  best way I can put it"

Suigetsu surprisingly looked a bit concerned, I read that he was gonna say 'CAP' and then talk about why soft bottoms are annoying and not true at all.

"You think he's.. doing this to himself on purpose, or maybe hurting himself..?"

My pupils dilate, I fell like the world started to slow down. My heart starting racing as well as my thought did.
He couldn't be doing that to himself, he wasn't that bad right? I've been observing him for a while now, he isn't showing any signs whatsoever. But is he? How could I know, we aren't we that close!

I never thought of him doing that, or going that far. And what type of self hand is he doing? Is it burning, cutting, choking himself, pulling out hair. Gosh there's so much he could be doing to himself, maybe right this minute. Is he gonna stops, does he want to die, is he gonna suicide? Or is he already dead.

No. I stop thinking, why am I so negative all the time! I really need to get a grip on myself and-

"Sasuke, are you good?"

I started feeling a little nauseated.

"Y-yes."

I clear my throat and drink some water to calm myself down.

"Do you think he's gonna, you know?"

"What- oh, OH! Sauce, he won't go that far. I was just asking you to make sure he wasn't already mentally that deep, I didn't mean to scare you!"

I avoid his eye contact.

"Listen man, I'm sorry if I gave you a scare. Let's just avoid this topic now, I've got other more cheerful things to talk about!"

I just nod and signal him that I'm ready to listen to whatever bullshit he spews.

After a few minutes the waiter walks in and serves us our coffee and cakes.
I sip at my drink while take little nibbles off of my childhood confectionery. Suigetsu obviously keeps on talking like that chatterbox he is.

I eventually zone out and start thinking about Naruto, I was now really scared for him.

Then the door jingles open, and I'm met with the man I'm most concerned for.

"N-Naruto?"

TBC
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I didn't grammar check so sorry for that!

I hope y'all enjoyed this and thanks for reading! ☺️🫶