Don't fuck with this piercer... Please

Narutos Guilty Pleasure('s)

Naruto POV:

I silently screeched fanatically, sobbing and making other weird obsessed noises like any normal fan-girl would while reading their most favourite Manwha.

Yes, I know how wrong it is for a male Highschool-er to be so emotional about a Korean romance story which will never represent real life BUT! Everyone has some sort of secretive guilty pleasure and this was mine, not exactly so masculine but I'm already hooked.

Currently I've been lying in bed, which is pretty normal for any person in the weekend. The thing is though, is that I haven't moved from this muscle-cramping position from the last 10+ hours.

I was too lazy to get up or even to breathe,
reading this Manwha isn't probably the best thing to distract your mind from this psychopathic world, or too keep your mind occupied from a new developing crush.

And for your information yes I was thinking about Sasuke, The raven who I enjoyed to infuriate but yet these days I'm the one who ends up annoyed.
Finding out my new identity and newfound feelings have been really tough, I don't feel like I belong or just overall judged and disgusted.

I drop my phone off my bed
(somewhat lightly) and finally give my body the stretch it needed for the past few hours. These days whenever I go off to day-dream, my mind just goes off running to Sasuke! It's always Sasuke this and Sasuke that with my stupid brain.

I didn't want to feel so isolated from everything, I left home for a good reason and I wanted to be happy!
I'm here in this parent-free place and some how I'm still that depressed and lonely mutt, I guess I really haven't change at all huh?

I look at my dislocated clock which was also home to a spider colony, the machine  read 12:24.

"Damn." I loudly said to myself. (Or maybe the spider family who knows?)

It's past noon and my dusty ass is still in bed and I haven't even had breakfast, that's when my stomach decided to queue the tummy rumbling;
my inner body grumbled like a cranky old man, commanding me for food.

My body telling off got me standing off my bed and out to the kitchen, to feed my hungry beast it's or our most ideal choice of weekend cuisine..

2-minute ramen!

Once I reached the kitchen I got out a
cup o noodles from the nearby cupboard, and then heated the kettle up.

Instead of doing the usual Naruto:
'stare down the water warmer jug'

I decided to do the more civilised thing and check my calendar
(or my social media.)
I pull out my phone and return some DM's, comment on some posts and watch random Fail Army videos that Kiba sent me.

(A/N side note: my brother was obsessed with that channel like a year ago 😒)

After wasting 8 minutes and still no hot water I then decided to check my calendar like a mature young adult, I need a reminding of what I have for today, I know I planned something important for this weekend.

I just can't remember what?

I press onto the calendar icon on my phone and see in bold:

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-1st of July-
Remember Baka Naruto! We have a study sesh with duck-hair today around 1,
YOU BETTER NOT FORGET STUPID 😤
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It was currently 12:42 and I was still in my crusty, stained PJ's. Not to mention I still hadn't even taken a god damnit shower!

For gods sake, I was so doomed.