Don't fuck with this piercer... Please

Pen-Tricks And Acceptance Of New Love..

Naruto POV:

I fiddled with my majorly stress-chewed pencil, trying to do that Tik Tok pen trick.
You know the one where the person somehow spins their drumstick with no struggle, no matter how many times I look at it I still cannot comprehend on how the actual fuck they twirl a piece of stationary so quick.

I mean eating ramen noodles with chopsticks is one thing, but that pen
trick-y-ma-bob is just a whole other level of flexibility or whatever.
After trying (and failing miserably) for the 69th time, I decided to throw a rage quit and give up.

I snap the pencil cleanly in half, a noice
breaking noise was made which satisfied and calmed me until I realised;

SHIT! That was my only pencil I owned,
I sit back and crossed my arms like an angry toddler getting told that they can't have dessert before dinner.
Sai muffles a giggles, I pout angrily even more. Ugh, I can't believe that stupid crop-top wearing, artist obsessing bastard laugh at me!

I look up, trying to avoid eye-contact from Sai. I do NOT wanna see his face currently, it will ruin my very happy mood that I definitely had this morning.

But for some reason my brain decided to make me look at Sasuke, like I need his presence to help my mood right now!

"Aw C'mon Naruto resist the urge"

I mumble silently to myself, trying to control my OWN god damn bod.

Unfortunately for me, my eyes disobey my very clear instructions about not looking at that bastard Sasuke.
From my peripheral vision I could see a very confused and concerned Sai,
which I definitely decided to ignore.
From my main vision I could see Sasuke and Hinata getting along nicely, a little too nicely.

A burning feeling to place in my chest, rotting away my internal organs and my so-called feelings.
I frown, this feeling felt familiar then I instantly knew damn well what this emotion was. But me being a stubborn blonde decided to ignore it-

(And no I'm not jealous of Sasuke, that would be like betrayal to Kiba if it was!)

I continue to make up excuses for this in particular feeling, if I was gay the amount of Karma I would get from god!
Plus that isn't the worst bit.
If I liked Sasuke, I would have no chance by the way I'm like to him.

As I silently panicked a very bruh thought struck my head;

'Wait- why am I even contemplating this right now? I'm Naruto Uzumaki I don't ever feel worry or insecurities, well the last time I did was..'

I stop myself from going into that part of my life, it was over and will never happen again.

I close my eyes and focus on the colours my eye lids make, it was a weird but fun habit I had when I felt stressed out.
Suddenly time turns into a blur and nothing matters anymore, I was in my happy place the best part was that I was safe and sound..

"Oi Baka-Naruto we're switching partners, have fun with Uchihoe"

Okay first of all;

what the fuck is all this commotion even about?! Second of all, what does he mean by 'Uchihoe' and third LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE SAI-

I sit up properly, scouting out that douchebag Sai. Instead I caught a good look of Sasuke walking towards me,
wait..

HOLD UP! We're switching partners and my new 'buddy' is Sasuke?!

The universe just loves tuning my day, doesn't it?

Having to maintain my standards I sit up in a more cool position,
I can't be embarrassed by Sasuke! That would give him blackmail or whatever.
As he walks closer I could see the very clear expression on his face, he looked happy but also kinda done with it at the same time.