Don't fuck with this piercer... Please

Ridin' You Tonight

Sasuke POV:

Our eyes lock, oh shit he looks so hot.
I TRY to pull away but he stands rigid, his grip getting tighter.

"Heh, your not going anywhere, cutie"

Apart from re-using that stupid nickname his voice seemed more calm now, less drunk at least.

"Um, can you please let go?"

I asked, I need to get him into that Uber I ordered. I took a quick glance out to the side window, nothing...
I then felt a vibration in my pocket so it must be near, I needed to get Naruto into that car but how?

"Hmmmm.. Depends, will you spend the night with me?"

Fuck, I could hear my voices in my head argue on whether getting a pounding from Naruto would be good or not.
But I shut them down, I will not take an advantage of him in this way.

"Well at least let me close up the store, can you wait outside sir?"

"Oh so you agreed?"

Naruto smirked successfully.

I stood silently, slightly shocked on the pick ups that he spat every second.

"By the way the names Naruto, I just don't want you screaming sir tonight."

He added, doing his special grin.

This Bastard, I bet he practices those pick ups just in case for Sakura. Though he did do it quite smoothly, for a drunk.

"Kay- See ya outside!"

he backed off, winked and then walked toward the main doors, hands in pockets.

That cheeky dick.

As soon as the door closed I went to lock it, just in case Naruto comes barging in here again.
I get my crap together, and read the text of the Uber driver.

'Number plate: F76QI2'

I take a deep breath,

"Here goes nothing"

My hand turns the knob of the door and soon I'm greeted with drunk Naruto.

"So yours or mine?"

He clearly doesn't care what situation this is right now, I slap my forehead.

"Yours" I replied with a slightly tired tone.

"Come on this way.."

I walk down the street searching for the number plate.
The brisk cold night air and the simultaneous honking didn't help either, then I felt the same vibration in my jeans pocket.

The text read;

'Lmao turns out my car broke down LOL, so um do you wanna replacement or sum?😅🤭🤪'

This guy, I grumbled.

(I'll sue his ass later)

"Oi dob- I mean Mr. Naruto, did you take a car out tonight?"

"No.. why just because I'm hot doesn't mean I bring a car where ever I go!"

Naruto's state clearly wasn't getting any better, I might need to drop him off.

"What's your address?"

"It's xx/xxxxxx/x, I guess some one doesn't want to wast time!"

He said simpered sheepishly, this fucker.

"Do you mind riding a motor-cycle with me?"

I asked politely, well.. Sorta I'm currently losing my cool right now.

"The only thing that I'm riding is you tonight."

His voice sounding sexy and deep which sent me shivers actually NO seizures down my spine.

My face burned like a wild fire, honestly how did I not expect that?!

I take Naruto's stupid pick up line as a yes and direct

(*COUGH* *COUGH* drag)

him to my parked motor-bike.

~Time Skip~

After an hour of convincing Naruto to stay home and well ACTUALLY stay there took me a lot of bribing.
I ended up giving him my work number,
I really hope he doesn't remember anything tomorrow.

I tiredly strip off my clothes, got into my PJS which really was just black sweat pants and a navy blue baggy shirt.
I turned of the lights and fall face first into my mess of a bed transitioning to a endless sleep.
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Sorry bout the shitty chapter! I got COVID so I was trying to put my health as priority, LMAO ITS NOT GOING ON HIATUS!!

(I just wanted to make that joke😅)

Thanks for reading always!! 💗💗