Tide: *walks into the living room with the rest of the gang* Okay guys, HG had an idea. Since we've been off-screen...paper?...for so long, we might as well do like a flashback of our time here at my house.
Anemone: Okay, good idea, I mean, it's not like our lives are bound to the parts listed in the ToD right?
HG: *Peeks through a door* I TOLD YOU TO SUBTLY IMPLY THAT IDEA, NOT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!!!
Tide: I blame all this fourth wall breaking on your lack of finding a more creative way of doing it.
HG: RRRRGH *disappears*
Tide: He's just cranky because he doesn't have any more books to read.
HG: NO I'M NOT!!!
Anemone: Okay, well, let's do a flashback!
Turtle: Um, can we skip the part where I fell into the giant clam though?
Winter: Giant clam?
Tide: *facetalons* One of my sisters' pets.
Winter: What did they name that one? Charley?
Anemone: No, they named it Shelby.
Tide: Okay, I'm ready, let's do this. *snaps*
*In the alternate universe called "HG's incredibly creative imagination"*
Tide: *SNAP* WAIT WAIT WAIT WE ARE NOT CALLING IT THAT!!!
HG: Why not?
Tide: Because it's just a flashback!!! Okay, take two. *snaps*
*Flashback*
[Anemone is attempting a re-match against Tetra and Delta in Go Fish]
Anemone: Do you...have...any......*looks up* threes?
Tetra: *gawks* That was the card I had just picked from the deck! *hands her a three*
Anemone: Okay, we're halfway through the deck and so far...this is my first match.
Delta: I've got four!
Tetra: Ha! I have eight!
Delta: No, you have eight cards, so that's also four matches.
Tetra:....oh.
Delta: Kay, Anemone, do you have any sevens?
Anemone: Nope.
Delta: *picks a card*
Tetra: Delta, ten?
Delta: Nope.
Anemone: I think both of you have a seven so I'm going to ask Delta for hers.
Both: *Staring at Anemone*
Tetra: Are you reading our minds?
Anemone: Nope, that's Moon's thing.
Delta: Then how...
Anemone: Because a couple rounds ago you both asked me for a seven, and now I just got one. *snatches Delta's seven in her claws* Thanks!
*Another flashback*
[meanwhile, at JMA....]
Sunny: *helping Fatespeaker organize the library scrolls* You know, I think we should try transferring all the scrolls into books.
Fatespeaker: Why do you say that?
Sunny: Well, with books you can put more words into a smaller space, right?
Fatespeaker: Yeah, but scrolls are less likely to rip in my opinion. *pauses* Uh, I think I'm seeing things. Maybe a vision?
Sunny: *rolls her eyes* Of?
Fatespeaker: Actually, make that a lack of seeing things. There's a scroll missing!
Sunny: Do you know which one?
Fatespeaker: We have like a gazillion scrolls. How should I know? But there's an empty hole up there. *points to a shelf above her*
Sunny: That's the section for advanced math. Maybe Webs is using it.
Fatespeaker: Alright, let's check with him.
*Meanwhile*
Tide: *walks into Webs's classroom.
Webs: Tide? I thought you went home.
Tide: yeaaaah, about that...we kinda have a--
Webs: If this is another one of your ridiculous dares, then no.
Tide: Welllllll....
Webs: *sighs* I don't understand why you subjugate yourselves to the will of some crazy scavengers.
Tide: It doesn't really work like that but--anyway, all I have to do is help you subscribe to Kinkajou's Youtube channel.
Webs: Her what?
Kinkajou: *pops in* Well technically I can't call it a channel because the only video I have is that one with the monkey barging into the studio. *disappears*
Tide: Don't worry it's easy. Lemme get a laptop or something.
*latergh*
Tide: Okay, now here's what you have to do. *plops a computer onto Webs's desk* First, set up your account.
Webs: count what?
Tide: Nevermind. Just grab the mouse and drag it so the arrow's over the enter button.
Webs: *takes a dried mouse from some 2-year-old snack packet and starts rubbing it on the screen*
Tide: ....this is going to take longer than I thought.
*even more latergh*
Webs: WHAT IS THIS!?
Tide: DUDE WHY DID YOU CLICK ON THAT VIDEO!!!
Webs: YOU TOLD ME TO LOOK UP KINKAJOU! SO WHY AM I LOOKING AT A VIDEO OF AN ACTUAL KINKAJOU DOING....What in Pyrrihia is it doing?
Tide: I think it's...dancing???
Webs: Wierd...
*Again latergh*
Webs: Why does it say I ordered 20 swiffers on Amazon?
Tide: More importantly, how did you order all of them in less than half a second!?
Webs: VIRUS WARNING!?
Tide: No, wait! Don't click that, it's a scam!
Sunny:.......Yeeeeah, I don't think he's available right now.
Fatespeaker: Let's just...slowly...back away from the ongoing chaos.
*Another flashback*
Moon: *walking past Qibli* Hey, guess what? I married Winter.
Qibli: *looks up at the sky* You know I can easily tell when she's being serious and when she's joking, right?
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Wings of Fire: Truth or Dare--BOOK 2
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