I'm Totally Not Innocent

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[In the courtroom of the Skywing Kingdom]

Court Judge: Young dragon--

Cliff: I'M YOUR PRINCE!!!

Judge: You stand before the high court under accusations of theft and murder--

Cliff: You mean FALSE accusations of stealing a cookie and accidentally squishing someone's pet mouse in my sleep!!!

Judge: Nevertheless, investigations must be made.

Cliff: But where's my mom!? Can't she settle this!?

*meanwhile*

Queen Ruby: *Taking a mud bath in the Mudwing kingdom with cucumbers over her eyes* I never knew wet dirt could be so relaxing...

*Back at the palace*

Judge: Any defendants of the accused, please step forward.

[silence because the room is empty except for a few old dragons]

Judge: Well then--

Qibli: *Bursts through the door* Wait just one moment!

Judge: Who on Pyrihhia are you!?

Qibli: *puts on a pair of shades* Your worst nightmare.

Cliff: Qibli!

Qibli: *walks up to the post* I'll take it from here sir.

Qibli: First off: Are you the killer?

Cliff: No!

Qibli: Are you sure?

Cliff: Yes!

Qibli: Hmmm.............

Qibli: killersaywhat.

Cliff: Pardon?

Qibli: Darn it, beaten by vocabulary.

Judge: INNOCENT *Slams his mallet so hard that his stool disintegrates*

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