Peril: *Yawns as stretches as she wakes up* Uuuuuuuugh, hmm...another day, another--WHAT IN PYRRIHA!?
[Peril looks around and realizes that she was sleeping in the middle of an arena]
Peril: *Panting* U-uuuh, it's just a dream it's just a dream. Scarlet's gone. This isn't the Skywing arena--
Tide: *jumps next to her* Goooooood morning!!
Peril: TIDE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Tide: Whoa, chill, you're fine, alright?
Peril: WHY AM I IN AN ARENA!?
Tide: *nervously* Um, we have two sporting events for today? The first one is a dare from @BluePeril. You're supposed to battle--
Peril: I DON'T WANT TO DO ANOTHER ARENA FIGHT!!!
Tide: IT'S A POKEMON BATTLE!!!
Peril: *Pauses* Oh...well, that's okay, I guess. Nobody dies in Pokemon battles, right?
Tide: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.
Peril: They're completely humane and there's no blood or gore and stuff?
Tide: Exactly, completely humane--
Tide: *Starts remembering all of the dark and gruesome details in the games*
Peril: What was the second event you were talking about?
Tide: W-What? Oh, it's Dodge-Flaming-Arrows.
Peril: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Peril: Also, who am I battling again?
*3 hours latergh*
Kinkajou: *finding a seat* Why are we doing this again?
Winter: Because our lives are governed by sadistic scavengers who love to see us in pain.
Qibli: Yeah, I'm not that excited for dodge-flaming-arrow either.
Turtle: My strategy is to just run away as fast as I can and distract anyone who tries to hit me by lighting up my scales.
Qibli: Not bad. Moon? What about y--HOLY--
Moon: *walks into the stands wearing a suit of armor*
Qibli: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????????
Qibli: *thinking* I-Is it me, or does she look extremely cute in that helmet?????
Winter: WHERE IN PYRRIHIA DID YOU GET ARMOR!?
Moon: Tide left some out for us back at his house. You didn't pick them up?
Winter:...........................
Qibli:..................................
Kinkajou:...............................................................................
Moon: So, who's battling again?
Tide: *in the referee stands* LADIES AND GENTLEDRAGONS!!
Winter: *from far away* WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE, DUMMY!!
Tide: *Ignoring him* TODAY IN THE RING, WE HAVE PERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL VERSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS......CHARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!
Kinkajou: Who?
Qibli: *staring at the Charizard in the ring* Uhhh, that is not a dragon.
Moon: Technically, you're right, actually.
Peril: *Yawns*
Charizard: Uuurgh??
Peril: Can we get this over with? I want to play my favorite game already.
Charizard: *miffed* RIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!
Peril: You can only say parts of your name? Is that all?
Charizard: *Starts breathing fire at Peril*
Tide: H-Hey! I didn't say "Fight" yet!
Peril: *unscathed*
Tide: It didn't work! Oh, wait, what am I supposed to say? *starts flipping through flashcards* Uh, Charizard's Flamethrower isn't very effective?
Peril: My turn! *pats Charizard on the back*
Charizard: *faints from excessive heat*
Tide: Uhhh, C-Charizard fainted.
Peril: Yay!
Winter: Can I get a refund?
Kinkajou: The show was free.
Winter: My time was wasted though.
Peril: Now we get to play dodge-flaming-arrow! *Grabs a fire-proof bow*
Turtle: *Slowly sneaking away*
Kinkajou: *turns invisible*
Tide: *Snaps so they can't escape*
Qibli: But what about you?
Tide: I am the referee, so I don't have to play!
Peril: *shoots an arrow into the referee stand*
Tide: FOUL!
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Wings of Fire: Truth or Dare--BOOK 2
FanfictionWhat's this?! The dragons of Pyrrhia are back for an all new and exciting book of Truth or Dare? What kind of shenanigans will the Winglet get themself into? How will the Dragonets of Destiny deal with the mischief? Will Tide be sucked yet again int...
