[Qibli, Echo, Turtle, and Winter appear in midair inside an old cave.]
Echo: *falls on his face* OW!
Qibli: *falls on Echo's tail*
Echo: AAAACK!!
Turtle: *lands head first on Qibli's stomach before slapping Echo's face with his tail*
Echo: *banging his claws in pain* SERIOUSLY?!
Winter: *lands perfectly on his feet while everyone else is in a messy dragon pile*
Winter: Well? Where are we?
Qibli: *groans* Gee, I don't know. *Looks around sarcastically* I see rock. Rock. More rock. Oooh! Some really dark rock!
Winter: I know we're in a cave, but what kind of game did Tide shove us in?
???: *Over a loudspeaker* WHY THE WAITING GAME OF COURSE!!!
Echo: GAH! Who's there?!
???: Continue on into the cave to find me...IF YOU DAAAAAAAARE!!!!!
Winter: ugh, let's go.
Turtle: This guy's putting on quite a show...
*One long soggy walk latergh*
Echo: Helloooooooooo?
???: Yup?
[The group spins around to find HG sitting on a beanie couch reading the fifth Harry Potter book while dressed in Ravenclaw robes.]
Qibli: What are you doing here?!
HG: *grudgingly puts book five down and starts reading book 6* let's just say, I felt like this thing needed more management.
Winter: So you didn't trust Tide to take care of it?
HG: Well, he's busy.
Turtle: What are we here for?
HG: You four are here to play an online role-playing game!
Qibli: Like D&D?
Echo: Does that stand for Dunkin Donuts? Cause I could go for a--
Qibli: No, it's dungeons and dragons.
Echo: BUT THAT'S A TERRIBLE COMBINATION!!!
HG: Well, truth be told, I don't know much about the game, so I'm rolling with the basic concept except I'm tossing you into the actual game! I'm probably going to enrage every D&D player in the process but the readers are begging me to update so whatever!
Turtle: WHAT IF WE DIE?!
HG: Don't worry, you won't.
Turtle: *still worrying*
HG: *Finishes book 6 and starts book 7* The rules are simple: dress up as a character, make it to the end of the cave, get the treasure, and you're done!
Qibli: I'm pretty sure D&D is more complicated than--
HG: Now, off to pick your characters! *Grabs a wand from his costume* Accio changing rooms!
[Several telephone booths zoom out of the cave]
Qibli: Uh--
HG: Go in there, you'll transform into humans, and come out with whatever costume you want.
Echo: Can I stay as a dragon?
HG: No.
Echo: Can my character be half-dragon?
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Wings of Fire: Truth or Dare--BOOK 2
FanfictionWhat's this?! The dragons of Pyrrhia are back for an all new and exciting book of Truth or Dare? What kind of shenanigans will the Winglet get themself into? How will the Dragonets of Destiny deal with the mischief? Will Tide be sucked yet again int...
