Note: This is more humorous then whumpy. And it was pretty fun to write!
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'Hey you 2, I really need to talk to you both.' Granger asked.
'Ask away.' Eric and Nell both said.
'What do you do when your wife has been possessed by a ghost?'
Awkward silence
'Umm, explain.' Eric said.
'Hetty and I were investigating a haunted house. We were poking around, and she opened this urn, and this pink mist came out and knocked her out. When she came to, she gave me this goofy look, started speaking in a French accent, and, started taking her pants off! And kept asking me to 'boogie' with her. It was very un-Hetty like, and it took a while to get a sedative through her. I took her home, chained her to a wall in the basement. And I need help.' Granger said.
1 minute later
'Describe that ghost again.' Eric said.
'Likes to show her legs and underwear, French accent, kept wanting me to 'boogie'.'
'We think we know who you're talking about.' Nell said.
Type type type
'Miss Boogie. Legendary French dancer in the 1830's. Loved to dance with her legs fully exposed, and loved to boogie. Legend has it she was 'possessed' to dance, and legend also has it, she danced herself to death, and before that she broke both her legs.' Eric said.
'So, the ghost inside of her, will eventually break her legs and eventually kill her if we don't get it out of her. Nice to know. Do you 2 know of a way to get the ghost out of her?' Granger asked.
'Yes we do!'
'Please don't say ghost sucking vacuums.' Granger thought.
'We have ghost sucking equipment!' They both said.
'Of course they do.' He thought, sarcastically.
Hetty's house, the basement
'Why do I have to do this again?'
'Because if the ghost isn't distracted, she'll overpower us and we won't be able to get her into this vacuum. Just dance with her long enough for us to catch her.' Eric said.
'Okay. And if you tell anyone about what I'm going to do, I will make you both regret it.'
'Duly noted.' Nell said.
Granger unchained Hetty from the wall, and boogied with her ghost.
'Whoa. He's really good!' Eric said.
'Focus Beale. Here's our chance!'
The wonder twins swooped in and sucked Miss Boogie into the vacuum.
'We got it!'
'Hetty! Hetty, you okay?!' Granger exclaimed.
'Groan. Wha, what happened? And why do my legs feel so cold?' Hetty asked.
(Laughs), 'It's a long story, sweetie. But I'm glad you're okay.'
'Whoa. I've got to stop eating right before going to bed.' Granger thought.
'Hmm? Have another strange dream? Because you were moving around a lot. I, woke up a few times.' Hetty said.
Granger chuckled, 'I'll tell you later.'
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