time machine mike 🧁
where u at shit head
still out
can u stop being so annoying
you've been out since noon
i deserve to be worried
i'm w a friend
since when did u have friends
thought u were with eli
yes
then i ran into a friend
who
i need names
a name
max
i met her in the bathroom after she needed a tampon
ew
ok
is that what girls do in bathrooms?
exchange sanitary items like they're drugs
yes
no of course not
i was helping her
anyways we're going shopping + i'll be back in an hour or two
ok fine
love you cupcake
i love you too
💩
fuck off
don't tell urself to fuck off baby 😘
"i thought you were my best friend now," max said, "that means off the phones and no texting boyfriends,"
el laughed and placed her phone away as they continued to eat their ice cream on the ground outside of the mall, "better?"
max nodded. "very much better," she smiled just as her phone rang.
el raised her eyebrows. "you answer that phone and i'll beat your ass to fucking mars,"
"okay, maybe it's like.. my grandma or something!" max exclaimed and took out her phone, "oh, no. it's my boyfriend."
"give me that fucking phone," el extended her arm as max handed it over without hesitation.
el answered it and put it up to her ear.
"max—"
"this is not fucking max," el cut him off, "i don't know your fucking name but i gotta tell you one fucking thing and it's that i already don't like you. it's girls time. meaning only girls and no disgusting men. need me to spell it out for you or do i have to tell you in italian?"
"who is this—"
"andare via! il suo giorno ragazze significa solo non voi o qualsiasi uomo in generale! (go away! it's girls day only meaning no you or any man in general!)" el screamed into the phone and breathed heavily.
"GOODBYE AND I HATE YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK NAME YOU'RE CALLED!" el added loudly before hanging up and shoving the phone back to max.
max laughed, "at least now he knows i'm not the craziest women."
"hey!" el exclaimed then laughed before smiling.
"was that actual italian or were you screaming random words?" max couldn't help but ask considering she had done it before.
made up some gibberish and told someone it was french.
