Derek: I know what you're thinking.
Stiles, internally: Your butt looks like two Pringles hugging.
Stiles, out loud: No you don't!!!!
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Cora: What's wrong with you?
Derek: Something's wrong with Stiles.
Cora: Usually is, but how can you tell?
Derek: On the way here, we drove past a field of cows, and he didn't say 'cows' not even once.
Cora: ....what the fuck?
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Stiles: Here, I made hot chocolate.
Derek: Can I get a little spoon?
Stiles: Sure!
Stiles: *hugs Derek from behind*
Derek:
Derek: Babe.
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Stiles: Do you want to know your gay name
?Derek: My... my gay name?
Stiles: Yeah, it's your first name-
Derek: Haha. Very funny Stiles-
Stiles: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Derek: Oh- oh my god.
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Derek: Are you trying to seduce me?
stiles: why, are you seducible?
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Derek: Okay, we need to have a talk about your professionalism.
Stiles, Isaac, and Erica: *standing on the coffee table*
Stiles: Those are some mighty brave words for a man standing in lava.
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Stiles: Alright, before we head out for the investigation we should pair off into teams. We should do same gender, boy-boy and girl-girl. And similar hair colors. But it can't be someone who's your childhood best friend. I guess I'd be with... Derek? Huh. Weird how that works out.
the entire pack: *face palms*
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Derek: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Stiles: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Derek: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
!Stiles: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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who wants a part 2??? please say something i have so many others but i don't want to post them unless someone wants them.
