random crackhead moments

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zeldris:

*zeldris yawning*(y/n) high asf: we dont suck ghost dick around herezeldris: i was yawning(y/n): i was yawning no nigga

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*zeldris yawning*
(y/n) high asf: we dont suck ghost dick around here
zeldris: i was yawning
(y/n): i was yawning no nigga... fuck outta here

derieri:

(y/n) stressed out: hey deri can I become a stripper?deri: no(y/n): but yesderi: but no(y/n): but think of the benefitsderi: (y/n) no(y/n): (Y/N) YESderi: NO

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(y/n) stressed out: hey deri can I become a stripper?
deri: no
(y/n): but yes
deri: but no
(y/n): but think of the benefits
deri: (y/n) no
(y/n): (Y/N) YES
deri: NO

monspeet

(y/n): hey monspeet when we came up with the alphabet and words how did we know what we were talking about?monspeet: becau

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(y/n): hey monspeet when we came up with the alphabet and words how did we know what we were talking about?
monspeet: becau......i-i dont know
(y/n): if professor x can move things with his mind cant me move his legs?
monspeet: *the most confused look on his face*
(y/n): Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy
monspeet: ok you have got to stop this
(y/n): something is always touching you
monspeet: ok you gotta leave you sleepin alone tonight good bye

molascula:

(y/n): whats your favorite season?molascula: paprika(y/n): get out leave goodbye

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(y/n): whats your favorite season?
molascula: paprika
(y/n): get out leave goodbye

gloxinia:

*(y/n) at a doctors appointment ina hoodie**gloxinia with the hoodie zipped you and tied around him*

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*(y/n) at a doctors appointment ina hoodie*
*gloxinia with the hoodie zipped you and tied around him*

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