how yall friend ship was like

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zeldris:

you and zeldris were driving around for no real reason when you saw someone staring at you

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you and zeldris were driving around for no real reason when you saw someone staring at you. "the fuck is these bitches starin at?" you asked as you rolled own your window. "um excuse me do we have a problem?" they asked. "keep starin we can have a multiple chose one you can get yo ass beat, slap, tazed or you can pick d bitch all of the above" you said. "man what?" she said walking towards you but her friend stoped her. "man fuck her" 

"wrong bitch.com these hands was about to go viral all across you fuckin face" you said as zeldris drove off. "you really cused someone out for staring?" he laughed. "and did bitch dont need to be starin"

derieri:

you and your man at the time were arguing

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you and your man at the time were arguing. "man you better shut the fuck up" he said. "what no you will not use that tone with my best friend when im around" deri said getting up. "deri really?" you said. you weren't soft like that but you never really liked starting a problem. " bitch what he had both of us fucked up the way he yelled at you hurt my feelins" she said. Your boyfriend popped back into the room.

"huh?" "you heard you better gon about yo business Chris, because you do not want these problems," she said pulling a large knife out her bag. 'well god damn' you thought/

monspeet:

you and monspeet were at your house on the porch  just chilin when your ex best friend came by

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you and monspeet were at your house on the porch  just chilin when your ex best friend came by. "well damn shawty you don't fuck with me no mow" she said. "well thats because  i had cut yo ass the fuck off" you said. monspeet took a sip of his tea watching what was going on. 

"but i thought we was twins?" she said. "bitch really you ugly as fuck" you said as monspeet spit out his tea in suprise. "monspeet we still cool right?" she asked. "she dont like you i hate you bitch" he said as she left.

molascula:

you and molascula wee in your room when you got a call

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you and molascula wee in your room when you got a call. it was some girl who was talking about you. "ok bitch you talk a good game, but i am an all star with these hand bitch! yes i will punch you in yo face on purpose by accident! keep talkin ima come over there an confiscate yo mutha fuckin lips bitch! wit yo scary-ass stutterin i will smigity smack yo ass" you said as you hung up. molascula laughed.

gloxinia:

the two of you were sittin in the living room at your cousin's house when his girlfriend sat on the couch

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the two of you were sittin in the living room at your cousin's house when his girlfriend sat on the couch. "hey yall" she sat plopping down on the couch. The two of you immediately smelt fish. You did little body movements and covered your nose. "i cant it in this" gloxinia said as he moved to the stairs a good 6 feet away. "damn did i do somethin wrong?" she asked.

"hell yeah that little flop down you did, that little flop have you ever heard of flopy birds?" you said. "its flappy birds" "well bitch you playin a whole new game you got flappy fish" gloxinia said wrapped in a cover. You tryed to hold back a laugh. 

"wait hold on i know yall aint tryna say my coochie stank" said. " it do" you said. " hold on cuz yall got me fucked up" she said as she stood up. "oh my god its a stink bomb and its about to blow!" gloxinia said dramaticly covering is head with the cover. "the smelly people always movin the most i mean doin the most" you said.

"seriously?" she said. "yes you onea them people, you what im talkin about like, when you walk past somebody yo three seconds after that walk pass smell like ass" you said. "yo bodie fumes stink" you said. 

"well girl i shower i soak and even when i pee i use baby wipes" she said defending herself. "baby wipes for you aint gon work work" you said. "right bitch you need these" gloxinia said throwing lemon sented lysol wipes at her.


ok now that i have more time to upload 1 than you for over 500 reads in 2 months and all of what in this chapter is from eastside ivo i got a request to do yall as eatside ivo vines and i did that but with a different title for that_one_simpUwU and maybe ill do a face reval that i know absolutely no one cares about but too bad 


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