Incorrect Quotes P-13

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Mika: Hey Bose.

Bose: ?

Mika: Do you just happen to like someone?

Bose: Yeah, her names start with cha and ends with pa.

Mika: Chapa?

Bose: No...

Mika: ?

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Chapa: I want a boyfriend who is smart, gentle, strong and fearless!

Bose: *Walks in and falls of the stairs*

Chapa: *Points at him* I want that one!

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Chapa: Bose, am I ugly?

Bose: *Grabs a shotgun!* Who said that?

Chapa: *Confused* Relax buddy, it was just a dare from Mika.

Bose: *Embarrassed* Oh...

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Bose: Has anyone seen sparky?

Mika: Who?

Bose: Sparky.

Mika: You mean Chapa?

Bose: YES! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!

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Miles: Bose, truth or dare.

Bose: Truth.

Miles: When will you go confess to Chapa?

Bose: Never mind, dare.

Miles: Go confess to Chapa.

Bose: F##k you.

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Mika: You know, if you don't confess. An other girl will scoop him away.

Chapa: Oh please. Who's' interested in him?

Mika: Lilith, Glerp, Those dates, not to mention the online simp group,...

Chapa: *Runs out the door* BOSE! GET YOUR BUTT HERE!



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