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Chapa: I hate Bose so much.

Mika: No, you don't.

Chapa: Oh yeah? Prove it.

Mika: Yesterday you were rambling about him in your sleep.

Chapa:....I hate you now.

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Miles: So, what you up to cupcake?

Chapa: Miles, with all due respect. Call me that one more time and I'll punch you square in the face.

Miles:....Wha-?

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Mika: Alright, so you got you and Chapa together in a room? What do you do?

Bose: Kiss her.

Mika:....Do you want to get murdered?

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Chapa: There are only three things living is worth. Being a superhero, beating people without getting sued and Bose.

Ray: Do I even want to know anymore?

Chapa: I love him and flipping deal with it old man!

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Bose: Oh man, people really love writing cheesy stories about Brainstorm and Volt falling in love.

Chapa: Why would you look at those?

Bose: To hope one day one of these stories will be reality.

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Chapa: Are you four all betting on my dating life?

Mika: No we're betting on how long it's going to take for you to ask Bose out.

Schwoz: 100 dollars saying next month.

Miles: No way dude, 150 and it's in Spring it's going to happen.

Ray: 200 and it will not come until next year!

Chapa: 300 and saying it will never happen!

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Miles: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Bose: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.

Chapa:.....What the-

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Chapa , tearing up the room: Where are they?

Chapa , looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Chapa : Somebody moved my chainsaws , and now I am going to start killing.

Ray: Bose, please cover for me, you're the only one she doesn't consider killing.

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Chapa: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Mika: To us it's because you can't handle our crap, to Bose it's because you just want to get away with flirting.

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