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INTRODUCTION

The reason why I created this document in a file named 'something I might never complete' is pretty simple. I never thought I would write a book and though a list of things required in a guy for him to be my ideal type is hardly enough to be called a book, I will be writing it as just that, a book. Now please keep in mind that I have never written a book before. Nor did I pay much attention to the English teacher when she taught which punctuation goes where. So, I would request my readers to please excuse my punctuation blunders. If you see a comma where it shouldn't be, please ignore it. And if you don't see a comma where it should be you have four options:

1. You can ignore it.

2. You can read the sentence a thousand times until you finally get what I meant.

3. You can read the sentence a thousand times until you finally give up and forget its existence. (By this I mean that you continue reading the 'book'.)

4. You can read the sentence a thousand times until you finally give up and drop this book. (Keep in mind that this is the author's least preferred option.)

You should also be prepared to see spelling errors, sentences that make absolutely no sense, very complicated nonsense followed by nonsense written in simple words. I must also warn you that many of the things I list below as things I would want in my partner may come as ridiculous, ridiculously high standards or something you would never want in a guy.

In this book I want to put into words everything I want in a guy (As I've already mentioned). This was mainly taken up by me because of a simple question by friend recently asked me. What's your ideal type? At that time, I didn't want to list out my ridiculously high standards, and so I went with the finest answer I could come up with, "I'll get back to you later with an organised list of everything I would like in a guy". When I returned the curiosity, she went on to list everything that I was planning on writing in the list. That was the day I realised that I wasn't the only person who fantasised about guys who cuddle and do skincare with you.

Originally, I wasn't planning on ever writing that list. But today I suddenly had the urge to write it down. I wanted to add pictures too. My plan was to simply mail this to my friend once I completed it. But seeing as she wasn't one to read (which is clearly a bad choice) I decided to post it here. And hence was created my hoping-to-be-masterpiece.

To all of you who haven't yet dropped this book, I promise that you won't come to regret the choice... much. Please continue.

Toodles