Alien robot and alien parasite? what could go wrong? [TFP + Marvel]

Random Moment Part 3

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Ash: Hey mom

Zoffy: Yes honey?

Ash: Why is there a man in front of the yard that keep asking for forgiveness from you?

Zoffy: What does he look like

Ash: he almost look the same as dad but a bit taller

Adam *opened the door*: Leave my wife be will ya!?

Zoffy: That's actually your uncle, your dad older brother, and my ex boyfriend that cheated on me

Zoffy: And thanks to him, I have met your dad

Ash: Wait what

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Randy in his ninja suit: What is that?!

Howard: A monster of course, what do you think?

Randy: No, I mean that! *Pointing at the homework*

Everyone even the stank: *GASP*

Howard *Hiding behind him*: Destroy that thing ninja! DESTROY IT!!

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Sam: Thor move

Sam: Thor move

Sam: Move!

Sam: Move you phat beach!

Clint and Bucky: *Wheezze*

Thor: Luv u too ;)

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Loki: Now, slowly move it away

Rudz *Holding the Jengka block*:.....

Rudz: *Pull it out*

Loki: *Patting her head* Good job

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Jack: For you Miko

Miko: *Gasp*

Miko: You got me a flame thrower!?

Jack: Yeah, now you can burn the homework of yours

Miko: Thank you so much!

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Ash *In a car*: Get in here bitches

Ash: We're going to therapy

Rudz and Eddie:.....

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Optimus: Megatron

Megatron: Prime, we met again

Optimus and Megatron: *Stare at each other*

Keith in the com link: Oh for fuck sake just kiss already

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Raf: Why do people keep choosing top and bottom?

Raf: Is it to hard to choose where you want to sleep in bunk bed?

Jack and Rudz:......

Ash and Miko: We're gonna tell hi-

Jack and Rudz: Don't you dare

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Ash and Keith *Facing each other*: Begone!

Ash and Keith: You dare copying me?!

Ash:.....

Keith:.....

Keith: I'm gay

Ash: That's good

Keith: Wha- how dare you *Dramatic offend sound*

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Mysterio: Fun fact of the day

Mysterio: Did you know that penguins can actually fly

Mysterio: If they being thrown hard enough?

Ash, Rudz and Peter: *Tied up*

Mysterio: Just like children

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Rudz: *Ignoring Rook*

Rook: *Hug her*

Rudz: *Still ignoring him*

Rook: *Sniff*

Rudz: I am so sorry if I hurt you sweetheart

Rudz: *Hug him back and give him kisses*

Rook: OwO

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Bulk: Miko what in the world are you carrying?

Miko: A katana!

Bulk: Jackie we need to talk

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Arcee: How does it feel when people keep telling you that you're a weak person?

Rudz: I'm might be strong but my soul has already shattered to pieces

Rudz: That's the reason why I let people call me weak

Arcee:......

Arcee: Ratchet you need to merge all her spark back

Ratchet: Wait what?

Rudz: Not like that!

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Fury: Kid, can you take charge again?

Rudz: Sur-

Sleeper: No!

Sleeper: Nu-uh! No more work!

Sleeper *Dragging her away*: You're going to rest, now!

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Bee: What is this?

Raf: A jam

Bee: What does it do?

Raf: It's actually a food, you can put it on bread or cakes or something special

Bee: Really?

Raf: Yeah

Bee:....

Bee: Imma put it on Rudz because she's my everyth-

Raf: No!

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Rudz: This is my boyfriend

Everyone:......

Rook: *Wave nervously*

Eddie: You get the fuck away from my daughter

Rudz: Oh my god

Rudz: We talked about this!

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Ben: Granpa why is there a slimy thing on the wall?

Max: Please don't ask

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