Unknown ll Luke Hemmings

Lucas?

S: Hey Lucas. Did you sleep well?

H: Claire... it's midnight here.

S: Oh right sorry. I need to get used to the time change.

H: Yeah. Can I ask you something?

S: sure ask.

H: Can you come to Australia for my birthday?

S: I can try. When is it?

H: 16 July.

S: first, that's months away. Second, are you kidding me?

H: no why?

S: That's my birthday too!! :D

H: That's amazing, we were born in the same day :-D

S: What time were you born?

H: 12:36

S: wait wait wait what year?

H: the summer of '96. Yeahhhh

S: Nice song but holy shit I'm one minute older than you.

H: That is destiny

S: destiny's child xD

S: ha ha you're younger than me little baby

H: don't call me that muahhh I'm crying :'-(

S: Like a little baby. Stop with the dick noses!

H: That's a dick move. You need to start calling me babe

S: You wish Lucas

H: :-( :-) :'-( ;-)

S: Seriously you're bipolar right now. Are you on your period? Are you with cramps? Holy shit you're pregnant!!

H: Jeasus girl. Simmer down

S: CAUSE WE'RE TOO YOUNG TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING ELSE!!

H: omg stop.

S: DON'T STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING

H: That's what she said ;-)

S: You just ruined this whole thing

H: The whole thing?

S: yeah the whole thing.

H: stop with the tfios shit.

S: it's a metaphor see. I piss you off and you like it ;)

H: The problem is that I don't.

S: Yes you do shut the fuck up.

H: make me.

S: I wish. You're on the other side of the world!

H: ;) that's why I said it. I'm not that dumb.

S: you don't even know how I was going to shut you up. Hey you didn't use the dick nose :)

H: you'll say you'll shut me up with a kiss when you'll probably just hit me.

H: sorry I forgot * ;-)

S: Idiot...

H: That's the way, uh uh , I like it, uh uh.

S: I can't believe I've met someone so stupid

H: You love me ;-)

S: sorry do I know you?

H: biotch

S: OMG so mean

H: Bitch please I'm better than you.
*hair flip*

S: OMG you're killing me ahahahah

H: Duh. Whatcha doin today?

S: mall :)

H: Ugh Girls and clothes...

S: you're probably worse than me tho

H: I only have like 2 pairs of skinny jeans and one pair of black vans.

S: no shirt? Damn Lucas.

H: ;-)

S: my friends are checking my phone and now they think you're my fuckboy

H: aren't I your fuckboy?

S: uhhh. Don't think so...

H: Why I'm a hottie

S: I've never had a virtual fuckboy before

H: I don't think anybody had one before...

S: true true. But not true.

H: What do mean?

S: I read too much damn smut

H: I searched it and yikes. I read one by this artist BaeRae and damn. I shouldn't say this but I like it.

S: That's my account... ups

H: No way. I knew you were naughty but not this much. I thought you were kinda a good girl

S: Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught.

H: I caught you. ;-)

S: you use that wink face too much

H: Not as many as your smut fanfictions

S: Low move bro

H: Not as low as your smut !!!

S: You like it!!!

H: Your luck!

S: yeah right. I have to go. Talk to you later. Byeeee

H: bye bye

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Hii guyss.
I'm so freaking excited because my hair is blue and it's awesome
I love my bff, we wrote this together. (Me most) but yeah.
Shoutout to my bestie @QueenClifford69

Lova ma biotch.