Unknown ll Luke Hemmings

Date

H: Morning baby

S: Isn't it like 8 pm there?

H: Yeah but it's 8 am there :-)

S: Wow you're not dumb ahahah

H: Funny... How are you babe?

S: Lucas we've only known each other for like 3 days. You can't call me your babe.

H: I know sorry. How are you Mrs. Penguin? ahahahh

S: Damn you dumb after all. I'm okay I guess. And you?

H: if you say I guess it means you're not. What's up?

S: it's complicated. This guy asked me out but I don't know if I should go.

H:why not?

S: I'm not the girl for this stuff. I've just never really had a boyfriend.

H: you're afraid I understand but that shouldn't stop you from going out with him.

S: What if it doesn't work out?

H: then I'll be here to pick up the pieces.

S: Thank you Lucas. This means the world to me

H: what?

S: our friendship. I've never had a friend like you before.

H: oww I cherish you very much. Can I call you bae now?

S: Lucas... why not.

H: Yay. I win. :-)

S: Idiot...

H: Why do you keep calling me that? That's mean. :-(

S: Because you are an idiot. Sweet but still an idiot.

H: Thanks... So when's that date?

S: Tonight. :s

H: Are you nervous?

S: Yeah! I don't know if he'll expect anything.

H: Nah don't blow him. Make him wait ;-)

S: Lucas!! I was talking about a kiss.

H: Well it's practically the same. You'll still have your lips on him. But still wait.

S: And you still ask me why I think you're an idiot?

H: Duh

S: I have no idea whatsoever what I should wear.

H: a hot short dress. Damn you'd look good in that. ;-)

S: Calm your dick down Lucas ahahah

H: Can't too hard right now. Got the dress?

S: I think so.

H: Send me a pic so I tell you if it's okay.

S: Alright. *pic on the side*

H: Fuck Yes!

S: Please tell me you didn't do it.

H: ohh but I did. Now I need to change my bed covers ahahah.

S: Ewwww Lucasss

H: Go to your date babe and have fun but not too much! I'm still your fuckboy ;-)

S: Of course Lucas. I'll text you later. Kisses

H: See ya later Claire

XXX

S: Lucas?

H: you're back?

S:yeah.

H: How was it?

S: it was good.

H: What did you do?

S: I may have kissed him Goodnight. :$

H: Oh good.

S: no dick face. What's wrong?

H: I just don't want you to get hurt. My last date was... I don't even want to talk about it.

S: Have you ever had a bad date? But you're so cute for worrying for me.

H: Yeah. She came in with me, got out with another...

S: Ouch sorry.

H: Thanks for the sympathy. Wanna hear a joke? Just to light up the mood.

S: Give it to me motherfucker

H: Okay that was sexual but how do nerds flirt?

S: How?

H: May I insert my USB drive into your USB port?

S: Do you know the floor?

H: Uhhh. Yah?!

S: I'm on it.

H: OMG just peed my pants

S: No poop this time. You're growing up Lucas :)

H: I'm a big boy. :-D

S: You're too damn funny ahahaha

H: Cause it's me and it's you and we do what we do.

S: Stop.

H: Stop! Wait a minute.

S: It's raining. :(

H: it's raining men! Alleluia.

S: noup try again.

H: I don't mind spending everyday.

S: out on your corner in the pouring rain.

H: Look out the corner babe.

S: OMFG. Lucas

S: Wait. You're not here...

H: I know but now you're in the pouring rain ahahahah.

S: I hate you goodbye

H: You love me and you know it ;-)

S: Lol. Nooo

H: Whatever you say. Goodnight beautiful. ;-*

S: Goodnight Lucas.

H: Wow I called you beautiful and you called me Lucas...

S: Fine. Goodnight bae.

H: Yayyy thank youuu