The giant green ogre went home to his swamp. He had already fallen in love with Y/N. He got undressed and sunk into his swamp, feeling the mud all over his skin. He took an onion and rubbed his armpits with it before taking a big bite. He smelled the air, it smelled like shit and onions. He loved that smell. He thought about Y/N and what they might wear. "Y/N could wear anything and look good." he thought to himself. He thought about what to wear and immediately he know what would be perfect to wear. He crawled out of the swamp and went into his ogre house to put the outfit on.
It was perfect. He went to Y/N's home to pick them up for the date.
YOU ARE READING
Say You're my BAKA.
AcakA Shrek x Reader story. Is this the start of something beautiful? I probably should've specified A LONG TIME AGO that this is, in fact, a joke.