Akari, as a child, reading her school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Akari, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
Volo: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
Kamado: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Kamado: And atoms never touch each other.
Kamado: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
Elesa: Hello, McDucklett's, I would like to purchase 130 Torchic nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
Ingo: I have no respect for Delibird. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Rei, digging his grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
Melli: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.
Ingo: Okay, for this 'experiment', we're going to put everything we love in the box.
Irida: Can I put Akari in the box?
Ingo: No, you can not put her in the box.
Rei: Can I put Akari in the box?
Ingo: No, you can't.
Emmet: Can I-
Ingo: NOBODY IS PUTTING AKARI IN THE BOX!
Rei: I just found out from Palina today that when Melli died and the service did the 21-gun salute at his funeral, Emmet said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."
Arezu: What's your biggest fear?
Elesa: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Rei: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Akari: Zombies.
Elesa: ...
Rei: ...
Akari: BUT they can open doors.
Elesa, peeling a Nanab Berry: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Emmet: Do you think other people can't hear you?
Irida: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Akari: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Akari: A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!
Elesa, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
Melli: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Akari: ...
Melli: Oh, right. The lying.
Volo: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Laventon: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Elesa: More or less, I guess...
Rei: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Emmet: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Akari: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
Palina: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the Growlithe?
Rei: They need to learn how to protect us.
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Pokémon Incorrect Quotes
Fanficpokemon incorrect quotes that may or may not fit the characters. has SOME hints to some romantic relationships, but mostly just platonic quotes.
