Elio: Some people are like slinkies.
Gladion: What?
Elio: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Gladion:
Gladion: Please don't push Gloria down the stairs.
Elio, pushing Gloria down the stairs: Too late.
Rosa: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
Rosa: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
Rosa: And I actually laughed out loud.
Cynthia: Elesa, what are you doing?
Elesa: Making chocolate pudding.
Cynthia: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Elesa: Because I've lost control of my life.
Elesa: Here's your pudding, Rosa.
Rosa: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
Bettie: You're charged with.....breaking into a Daycare?
Wally: I thought the Pokémon might be lonely.
Scottie: Can we go out to get ice cream?
Emmet: Did you ask Dawn?
Scottie: She said no.
Emmet: Then why did you ask me?
Scottie: She's not the boss of you.
Emmet, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
Red: We're all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Leaf: Sounds fake but ok.
Gladion: Your lab is in the bathroom?
May: Barry says this is the perfect place for my work. I'm just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.
Serena: Bettie, I am questioning your sanity...
Lear: I never questioned it, I knew her sanity was missing from the start.
Calem: Can you pass the salt?
Selene: Can you pass away?
Calem: Too much salt.
Selene: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Bettie: But we lost Gloria.
Selene: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Cynthia: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Ingo: A motor- a motorcycle?
Cynthia: Oh sorry, a murder.
Brock: That escalated quickly.
Lucas to Silver: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Dawn: Cockroach ankles!
Lucas: Ye- uh, what?
*In a horror movie situation*
Selene: I've got no service on Rotom here.
Rosa: Shoot, my battery just died.
Bettie: Sorry guys, I just broke my Poryphone with a hammer.
Brock: Guys, my phone is a book.
Gladion: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Gladion: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Red: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Gladion: Ominous positivity.
Cynthia: You know, Lear, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Lear: ...
Lear: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
Gloria: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Hilda: Burn the house down.
Gloria: And what did you do?
Hilda: I made dinner.
Gloria:
Hilda:
Gloria:
Hilda: And burnt the house down.
Scottie: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Hilbert: Scottie, for the last time, we're at a funeral.
Ethan: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
Ethan: Help.
Diantha: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
Emmet: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Nate: Heck.
Emmet: You're on thin fucking ice.
Emmet: Oh no-
Nate: You're smiling. What happened?
Scottie: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Elio: Cynthia tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Pokémon Incorrect Quotes
Fanficpokemon incorrect quotes that may or may not fit the characters. has SOME hints to some romantic relationships, but mostly just platonic quotes.
