Piers: This is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Raihan: Cool, a song for me!
Hop: Well, at least I... something... you... insult...
Gloria: That's not a good comeback, Hop.
Bede: Actually, that's pretty good for Hop.
Bede: Stop hiding behind your precious Victor!
Hop: What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?
Victor, standing in front of Hop, seemingly oblivious: Oh, sorry. Am I in the way?
Victor: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Victor: Lmao, @Bede.
*The squad is playing a team sport*
Allister: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Avery?
Peonia: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*
Marnie: Hey, Peonia, how was your day?
Peonia: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Marnie* Hell.
Victor, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?
Raihan: Don't you guys read the papers?
Piers: Only the funnies.
Nessa:
Nessa: You mean the obituaries.
Piers: Oh, potato, pohtato...
Milo: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Bea?
Bea: Hop, easily.
Hop: What the fuck, man.
Bea: Well, Avery would be too easy. He'd probably be into it.
Avery, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Victor: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Gloria: I'm so excited!
Hop: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Gloria: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Hop: Yeah!
Bea: Bede, you've tried 37 times and you've failed every time. Give it a break.
Bede: DO I HEAR "FIRST TRY PART 38?"
Gloria: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Milo: Wait, what's the difference?
Gloria: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
Gloria: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Marnie: I know you're serious, but you say the scariest stuff sometimes.
Raihan: Guess who's drunk!
Piers: I guess Raihan.
Raihan: You guess right.
Hop, pointing at Sordward: Watch out, it's that one guy!
Gloria, already fighting him: Okay, thank you, Hop!
Customer: Uh, I ordered an iced americano? This is a hot americano—
Bede: SO PUT SOME ICE CUBES IN IT! You stupid fuck.
Sonia: Busy?? Who doesn't have call waiting these days?
(Meanwhile...)
Nessa, playing Solitare on her computer: No, I don't know the cheat code for Sandslash 3! I'm very busy here, Gloria, would you please stop calling me?
Gloria: No no! Wait! Stay on the line! Maybe it'll come to you!
Nessa: Don't you have anything better to be doing?
Victor, riding a golf kart: Did you know in Unova, these are called Mario Karts?
Elesa: That can't be true.
Victor: How would you know that?
Elesa: I'm from Unova.
Victor: Oh. Well, they're definitely called that in Sinnoh.
Elesa: Pretty sure that's not true either.
Victor: A movie set is kinda like a chemistry set. Some people just have too much chemistry. And what happens when you mix a bunch of volatile chemicals?
Gloria: You get an explosion.
Victor: That's dangerous! Why are we mixing volatile chemicals on a movie set in the first place?!
Peonia: Is Hop here?
Victor: Uh, you know what? (Hop crashes through the window behind her) He just left.
Peonia, oblivious: ...Really?
Victor: Yeah. (Hop reaches back in to get his jacket) Sorry.
Marnie: What just happened?
Gloria: Not sure. Wanna run lines in your trailer?
Hop: "Lesbian?"
Victor: The other L word.
Hop:
Hop: ..."Lesbians"?
Hop: What is she talking about?
Marnie: He really doesn't know?
Hop:
Hop, a meter in his head going from "No Clue" to "Gets It" instantly: Wait... YOU AND HER?!
Gloria: It was just a phase.
Marnie: Just a phase?!
Hop: You had a sexy phase?!
Gloria: It meant nothing, I didn't think it would count!
Marnie: It meant nothing?!
Gloria: I was just a little bi-curious.
Marnie: Well, honey... I'm a little bi-FURIOUS!!
Raihan: This is actually really good garlic bread.
Leon: Garlic bread is my favourite food, I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping *laughs*.
Raihan: You'd get fat.
Leon: No, why would I get fat?
Raihan: Bread makes you fat.
Leon, mouth full with garlic bread: Bread makes you fat?
Gloria: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
Klara: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!
Hop: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Bede: Yup.
Bede: Don't think you're special.
Bea: Allister, I think we have a problem.
Allister: What, the fire?
Bea: No, the- wait, what fire?
Allister: Oh... forget about it, this sounds more... interesting.
Bea: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Allister: This unmitigated poppycock?
Gloria: Extravagant hogwash!
Bea: Okay, stop.
Hop: Woah, Super Gloria! It's just like--
Hop: Sandslash 3!
Future Hop, at the same time: Sandslash 2! I-I mean-- 3!
Rose: 'Technically legal', the two best words in Galarian, right before 'cowboy spectacular.'
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Pokémon Incorrect Quotes
Hayran Kurgupokemon incorrect quotes that may or may not fit the characters. has SOME hints to some romantic relationships, but mostly just platonic quotes.
