Once upon a frog leg, Mother P. Uce was having twins. The doctor told her, "Good Lord, woman. What have you been eating? Ya' stinking the whole place up!" Mother P. Told him,"Ham... 'n..Grits..."*Beeeep*. As soon as the babies were delivered, she had passed. "This ain't good. What 'er we gonna do? She hadn't even named 'em." Eleven years after, their adopted mother, the old lady in the Boot, had raised them good. She taught them English, Math, and how to catch frogs. Every night, she read them the bible, along with the other 22 children she had. After giving them all a good night kiss, she said to the 2 new kids, "I think I'll call you... Ham and Grits. They are your favorite foods." She was right. Every day, they helped themselves to 3 servings of each. But one foggy night, they heard a whistle blow. They tried to ignore it, but found themselves looking for it. Pretty soon, they were outside, following the sound.
