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Chapter 7: Math Sucks And So Does This Punk

Stu(dies).

That's one kind of "dies" that the Deviless didn't need in her life. But being forced to sit in a mathematics class with Jisung and Hyunjin behind her? What the heck?

"According to the given degree of tan, we can hence prove this statement to be correct," the teacher drawled on and on, and Eunha yawned. She looked at the wall clock at the right side of the class — why isn't time passing by?

She could swear that it had been an hour since she looked at the clock but the hands hadn't moved at all.

Just at that moment, something hit the back of her head. She snapped her head back, finding Jisung glaring at her and Hyunjin desperately trying to copy the glare. She turned around, and once again, something hit her head.

She saw that it was a balled-up sheet of paper, so, in rage, she opened it up and read: DAD'S CAR >:(((

Another one hit her head, and she unwrapped it to read yet again: GIMME MONEY OR BEGONE -_-

Giving them a 'WTF' look, she wrote down something on a piece of paper and crumbled the sheet, and tossed it behind her without even looking at the target, but it somehow hit Jisung straight on the nose. Main character privileges.

Hyunjin snickered, and Jisung pouted, unfolding the piece of paper and reading: I'LL STRANGLE YOU.

Hyunjin gasped, and that caught the teacher's attention. He turned around, and grumpily asked, "Is that you, Hwang Hyunjin?"

"No..." he innocently spoke up, and Eunha almost face-palmed at his actions. Why were humans so stupid?

The teacher sighed, "What were you doing?"

"Sir! Eunha was throwing paper balls at us!" Jisung snitched. Eunha turned around to glare at him. Yeah, so he just threw her under the bus like that?

"Is that right, Jung Eunha?" the teacher walked over to their table and snatched the paper ball from Jisung, and read the contents, "Why do you want to strangle him?"

"Did you literally just ask me that?" Eunha asked in disbelief, "Okay, I'll do you one better. Why are you teaching us this crap? What's it even called? Trigo... trigono- what the fuck is it?"

"Trigonometry, and mind your language, Miss Jung," the teacher pushed his glasses up.

"What is even the point of this?"

The teacher went to the board and drew a building and, at some distance, a kite, "So that we can count the ground's distance from the building to the kite."

Eunha had never heard such elite bullshit.

She scoffed, "Again, what is even the point of this?"

"Did you not hear what I just said?"

Jisung and Hyunjin, who weren't good students anyway, underwent a change of heart immediately upon seeing her fight against the system. Saving the kids by wasting the class' time?

All of a sudden, Eunha looked like a goddess to them. Which is funny because she's the Deviless and like- yeah, get me?

Comedy couldn't be comedier (top tier English skills) when Jisung declared, "Yes, sir! Eunha is right! It's not like I'll be selling kites in the future!"

"Judging by your marks, that's probably the only option you can resort to," the teacher spat, and oh, my god, he did not sass the kid out.

"That's so rude! Eunha will sue you in American court, sir!" Hyunjin chose to be smart — or just extremely dumb. Using Eunha to get away with the situation?

"You! Do you want your other arm to break as well?" Eunha thundered, and then she turned to the teacher, "You know what? Your subject sucks. I pity you for having to teach such a pathetic subject and waste the time of these dumbasses. You think they'll use this kite-measuring technique in the future? They're idiots! The best they'll do is to exist, which is illogical anyway."

"I STAN!" Jisung and Hyunjin cheered, and the rest of the students joined in the cheers, saying, "WE'RE IDIOTS! MATH SUCKS!"

The teacher looked baffled, and then grumbled, "Class is over. Scram."

Students started hooting for Eunha, who just locked her arms behind her head and swayed out of the classroom. Hyunjin and Jisung chased after her.

"Eunha!" Jisung caught up to her, and bowed before her. Hyunjin caught up, too, and started clapping for her.

"What?" she asked with a poker face.

"You saved us! Forget the money for the car, you're so cool!" Jisung exclaimed dramatically, "Let's team up to manifest delayed exam results!"

"Yeah, no," she stated, walking on again, and Hyunjin called out, "But you were right! Math sucks!"

"Math sucks, and so do you, punk," she retorted, and Jisung snorted.

"I totally didn't think of another meaning of 'sucks'," he giggled. Now, I know that Deviless knows what he meant, and so do you, but the concept of first thoughts is strange...

...Because her first thought was a friendly roadside vampire sucking the blood of a dead human.

"You're weird," she knotted her brows, "Why do you think sucking blood is funny?"

Jisung and Hyunjin stood like sims, "...What?"

Eunha shrugged, "Whatever."

Hyunjin was the first one to get rid of the shock, so he twirled like Tinkerbell and proposed, "Why don't you eat with us at recess today?"

"The school has that liquid drug, right?"

And Jisung and Hyunjin were back to being sims, "...What the fUCK-"

(a/n: imagine going to school and getting asked if they had liquid drugs. Now THAT'S a fun school life

(i clearly am not a good influence on children, so to all the children reading this: DON'T SNIFF DRUGS, SNIFF NAIL POLISH REMOVER-) (sorry)

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