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Chapter 1: Bonnet And Liquid Drug

Deviless landed on Earth, dressed up in one of those typical Dark Academia gowns, with the netted sleeves reaching down to her knuckles and the embroidery too intricate for any human tailor to comprehend. As she walked in the middle of the road, strolling in all her glory, she got looks for the passersby, giggling and pointing at her for being so overdressed.

But our Deviless didn't care. She walked with confidence, noticing that humans were ugly, indeed. So her spies weren't wrong with their information.

She looked around, noticing that the signboards indicated that this was Seoul, South Korea... and that some annoying sound was being blared behind her. She didn't give two shits about it, though.

Until someone behind her yelled, "Ayo! Move out of the way!"

And how dare a mere human talk to the great Deviless like that?

She turned abruptly, seeing that four people were seated in that weird, metal vehicle — what was it called? A car? — and that the irritating sound was being originated from that vehicle, too. She fumed, listening as the boys in the car complained endlessly about Devil-knows-what.

"Get out of the way, lady!"

"Calm down, Jisung-"

"No, Chan! Does she think she's a queen of some kind, walking in the middle of the road as if it's her daddy's?"

"Ooh, is Chan turned on with that 'daddy'?"

"Shut up, Minho."

"Huehuehue."

"Jisung, just ask her politely?"

"Don't try to stop me, Jeongin!"

And Deviless watched as the Jisung guy got off the car and walked up to her, freaking out, "Move!"

She furrowed her eyebrows, "I won't. Take that shitload of metal somewhere else."

"Wha- What did you-" Jisung gasped in disbelief, "Do you even know how costly it is? Can you ever afford it, huh?"

And now, let's join our hands to bid adieu to the bonnet of Jisung's dad's car, for the Deviless slammed a hand on the sorry bonnet, creating a deep dent in the middle of the shining metal, thanks to her strength.

The four boys gasped collectively, and Jisung was almost on the verge of fainting, "MY CAR!"

"Good luck affording it," she sassed, walking off like a boss, while the four boys cried and cursed after her.

Deviless then wanted to explore the city before simply killing off a person and returning to her hometown, because let's be honest, the weather here on Earth was pleasant and felt refreshing. That was probably the only thing good about Earth- was that a Starbucks?

Rephrasing her thought, she concluded: the weather and Starbucks were only things good about Earth — as she was told by her spies. They sold what, coffee? As far as she knew, that was caffeine, and wasn't that some sort of a drug?

Meh, might as well try it.

She walked in, and observed as the humans talked and laughed and sipped that liquid drug. So Hell wasn't the only place where they consumed substances like those, noted.

She watched how people stood in a queue and received their drinks, so she reluctantly stood at the far end of the line. After a few minutes, it was her chance to order, and a female employee stood behind the desk, asking, "What would you like to order, ma'am?"

Deviless read the menu up ahead, and searched for the edgiest name she could find. And there it was: Death By Coffee.

She gave the employee her order (and created the currency required through the power of her magic; so cool, right?), and she then asked for her name. But the problem is that she didn't have a name.

So our smarty Deviless looked at the name tag of the employee, and repeated her name, "Jung Eunha."

"Oh! We have the same names!" the employee chirped, but seeing the poker face of the Deviless, she cleared her throat and silently penned down the name on the glass, "Please wait for a few minutes to receive your order."

A couple of minutes later, she received her version of a liquid drug. As she carried it, a girl crashed against her, spilling half of the drugs on her oh-so-beautiful gown.

"I'm sorry!" That girl apologized, panicking.

And oh, boy, the rage within our Queen was unbeatable.

(a/n: I CREATED THE NAME OF THAT DRINK AND NOW I WANT PEOPLE TO CREATE THAT ACTUAL DRINK. COPYRIGHTS INCLUDED.

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