"Why did you call Chan 'Christopher'? What's that?"
"It's his name," Felix said.
"But isn't he Chan? So what does 'Christopher' stand for? Is that his breed?" it's been two days and her brain cells are gone.
"My what?" Chan gasped.
"Your breed? What...
"Okay, guys! So Ratatouille or... Satan?" Jeongin questioned, standing up before the group. Currently, they were all seated on one of the staircases of their school's building, beside the flower garden, talking amongst themselves. There were flower vases lined up at the corners of each stair as well. Eunha was well aware that the Grim Reaper was two steps above them, sprawled across one of the stairs like a sexy diva with a rose in his mouth:
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Looking at him, she sighed.
"Why would you ask us that, Jeongin?" Chan questioned, definitely resigned.
"For the MILF rat, of course!" Jisung spoke as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Changbin looked traumatized when he heard that, "For the what now?"
"Oh, we didn't tell them about it," Jeongin realized halfway through. He looked at Eunha, and she shrugged.
"Sorry for the trauma," he spoke, looking at Chan and Minho, who had probably lost their will to live after hearing the 'MILF rat'. They sat on the stairs as if they had gone through a full-fledged trauma:
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(a/n: tHE AMOUNT OF SEARCHING AND SNIPPING I HAD TO DO TO FIND THIS PICTURE BEC APPARENTLY SEARCHING '3 IDIOTS CHATUR AND VIRUS TRAUMATIZED' DOES NOT WORK)
"Basically, this one time," Felix explained, "Me, Hyunjin, and Jisung were sneaking into Eunha's room because we thought she and Jeongin were making out-"
"And you had absolutely no sense of privacy," Seungmin intervened.
"Yes, but it was probably No Nut November," Felix said, and then continued with the story, "So, yeah, the warden found us, and she was hell-bent on, you know, being a MILF to us. She low-key made me cry, too. Then, we slammed open Eunha's door, and she accidentally turned her into a rat."
"..." Chan was speechless.
Minho, who was definitely scarred by this story, spoke slowly, "My day has very effectively been ruined."
"So, are we choosing names?" Hyunjin began, "Because 'Hyunjin' is a unisex name and I think-"
"No. Next?" Jeongin turned him down immediately.
"I think Satan is a good name," Eunha spoke up all of a sudden, "Because she scarred everyone, and that's basically what Satan does."
"...I thought Ratatouille because, you know, he was thicc, and so was the warden," Jeongin muttered.
"No fat shaming," Jisung, the woke one, spoke.
"I meant it in the most attractive way possible."
Hyunjin gasped, "YOU FOUND THE WARDEN ATTRACTIVE?"
"No-" Jeongin couldn't complete when Felix gasped, too, "WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN YOU FIND A RAT ATTRACTIVE?"
"What the fuck-"
"Jeongin is rat-sexual!" Jisung laughed, and Eunha picked up a flower vase from the side, grumbling, "Say that shit again and lose your head."
"Ooh, she's getting possessive!~" Seungmin laughed. Chan, Minho, and Changbin could have said something along the same lines as well, but oh, the trauma!
"I am not?" she glared at him.
"I can literally see on your face how jealous you look."
"Bro, you can't be saying that she's jealous of a rat," Jeongin was about to give up on the debate when Hyunsunglix came up with an idea, "Listen!"
"What?" Eunha asked, not in the best mood.
"We think Satan is the right name because..." they continued speaking when her Eunha senses tingled. She immediately looked behind, and saw that the Grim Reaper had picked up a huge flower (Satan knows how a mere skeleton could hold that much weight), and was aiming it at Jeongin's head.
"You wouldn't!" she whispered, and the skeleton shrugged and launched the flower vase at Jeongin, who was as oblivious as ever.
At the last second, Eunha jumped off the stairs and punched away the vase Superman style, and the 30-kilo vase broke into pieces.
Everyone sat stunned for about a minute, Eunha breathing hard, until Chan spoke, "How much trauma is in store for us today?"
"Hey, your hand is bleeding!" Jeongin noticed, immediately taking her bleeding left hand in his. She hadn't even realized that her knuckles had almost been broken, and were in terrible shape currently. The skin on top of the knuckles bled, and this was exactly why she did not approve of living as a human, in a human body.
"I'll take you to the nurse's office, come," he stated, pulling her along with him.
Eunha turned around and gazed at the Grim Reaper, who was waving her goodbye.
That bitchass-
(a/n: bro i spent 20 mins trying to find that 3 idiots picture and now it's 6 AM and I've only written a single chapter *cri*
bro my stomach hurts so bad, i swear i can hear it rumble and squelch, it's so annoying (TMI)
DID YOU LIKE THIS? it was literally on crack for the most part lmaoooo
