"Jeongin! Did you kiss the killer of my dad's car?!" Jisung thundered, "Have you no morals?"
"Calm down, Shakespeare," Minho intervened, "I refuse to believe that this kid had the guts to kiss a stranger."
Felix gasped, "She isn't a stranger to us anymore! She's a friend!"
"Friend?" Eunha repeated. Wow, hearing that felt nice.
However, she wasn't that good at coping with cute stuff (as we all know by now), so she continued reluctantly, "You're so cringe."
"That's low-key rude. I approve," Seungmin nodded in appreciation.
"Guys, guys, guys!" Hyunjin spoke — and he wore a plaster on his arm, by the way, thanks to the super strength knockdown he had suffered the previous day, "I agree with Jisung!"
"Thanks, bro," Jisung and Hyunjin did a chest bump.
"What the shit?" Changbin spat, "Jeongin, we leave you for five seconds and you kiss the person who smashed Jisung's car and fractured Hyunjin?"
"First of all, what the shit is grammatically incorrect," Chan started, "And second, guys, I'm sure Eunha is sweeter than the first impression she left. Am I right, Eunha?"
Everyone turned to look at Eunha in high hopes, and she simply let out,
"No."
"I can't keep defending you like this," Chan sighed.
"Guys, love has no conscience! Anyone can fall in love with anyone! I mean, uh, Jeongin can kiss, kiss, fall in love with anyone!" Felix exclaimed.
"Stop making anime references everywhere, Yongbok," Seungmin remarked.
"But get my point? Like, uh, what if I fall in love with the Devil? That would still be considered normal, right?" Felix tried his best.
"I'm not interested," Eunha shook her head, "And get help."
"LISTEN TO ME!" Jeongin finally yelled, "WE DIDN'T KISS!"
"Huh-" Everyone quieted down.
"YET."
Eunha fumed and held him by his collar, and dragged him to the nearest corner, threatening him, "Listen, boy. If you ever, ever, tried to even touch me, you will regret it."
"Why? Because you're a shy little highschool girl?" Jeongin smirked, pressed up against the wall by her.
She gritted her teeth, "If you don't want me to punch you in the guts and draw out your kidney, you stay away from me."
"Ooh, that's kinda hot."
Eunha's face reddened just a teeny tiny bit, and as the others watched, she released one side of his collar... only to lift a fist in the air to land a punch on him.
However, Chan caught her arm in mid-air and tried to stop getting the flirt from getting punched in the face. She struggled against his grip, albeit more powerful than him, but the rest of the guys joined in holding her back, too, and she didn't really want to injure seven guys and disclose her powers in the public.
So she let herself get dragged away, watching Jeongin fix his tie and wave goodbye at her with that annoying smile of his.
Meanwhile, the rest of the seven struggled to drag her away.
"How much... do you even weigh?!" Jisung cried.
"That's not an... appropriate question to ask... a lady!" Chan panted.
Eunah simply enjoyed watching them all suffer while carrying her away from Jeongin, and she smiled in satisfaction — which looked a bit evil, too, not gonna lie.
"Where are you even taking me?" she questioned casually.
"We don't know!" Hyunjin cried, "My arm is fucking injured and I'm carrying someone as heavy as Mount Everest with me to god-knows-where! What has my life come to?"
"Language, Hwang Hyunjin," Chan warned.
"Hairline, Bang Chan," Minho clowned him.
"WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE WITH MY HAIRLINE?"
"UM, I DON'T KNOW? MAYBE THE FACT THAT YOU DYED YOUR HAIR THRICE LAST WEEK?"
"Thrice?!" Eunha muttered, and then turned to Chan, "What is wrong with you, human boy?"
"I couldn't find a suitable color," Chan frowned.
"Shut up, Chan. They were all shades of blond," Changbin interjected.
"You look like a boiled egg anyway," Minho added.
"Excuse me?" Chan said in disbelief, "I'm standing right here?"
"Why are you all like this?" Seungmin sighed, "You're insulting him in front of a newcomer. What kind of impression will she have of him?"
"I do remember Minho saying that Chan got turned on by daddy. What does that mean?" Eunha found herself included in the conversation.
"OOOOH!" Hyunjin, Felix, and Jisung hooted, laughing like maniacs.
"What...?"
"It's a kink," Minho explained (very gladly), "It's when two people are doing the deed and the bottom calls the top dadd-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" Eunha shrieked, scarred, "ARE HUMANS OKAY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?"
Minho smirked in satisfaction, "And she's very successfully been traumatized. Well done, me."
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