Are You Threatening Me?

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Dick's posture tensed, raising his escrima sticks yet again. "Are you threatening me?" "Kind of, I mean you just came into my apartment while I was asleep. For all I know, you came to rob me, realize I had nothing, and then kill me." "I wouldn't do that. I'm not here intentionally, I was patrolling Blüdhaven, about to land on a building when a portal appeared. I fell through it a few minutes ago...obviously."

He saw the man's face fall slightly behind the mask in confusion before he began speaking again. "Wait a minute, this portal, was it on fire?" "If by that you mean the edge around it was on fire, then yes." "That's what I was worried about. I guess I'll have to talk to a friend who doesn't remember he's my friend soon." Dick suddenly realized why this particular costume seemed so familiar.

He shifted awkwardly, lowering his weapons as he cleared his throat. "Hey, are you like, a cosplayer or something?" "What?" "I mean, you're dressed in a very accurate Spider-Man costume, y'nknow Peter Parker. I was just wondering-" "Hold on one second, how do you know I'm Peter Parker?" "Um, the comics?" "Comics?" Dick was getting even more confused at this point, beginning to think he was being messed with.

"Yeah, how long are you going to play this out for? I kind of have a few places to be."
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