Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

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The story is told through the perspective of an unknown person. Their age, gender, or any information is revealed. They wake up to a disgusting smell coming from their air conditioner.

The air conditioner leaks a whitish-grey mucus that smells terrible. The character explains that the air conditioner was in their possession for a very long time, and would bring it everywhere they would go. Replacing their new home's air conditioner with this one.

After calling a technician to fix the problem, and leaving him to fix it, the character goes to buy meat from a shop where Jamie makes a cameo. 

After coming home, blood is splattered everywhere and the technician is nowhere to be seen. 

The character opens the aircon, and its revealed that the air conditioner is a man-eating monster. Tossing the bought meat into its mouth, the air conditioner feasts on the flesh.

*This story is connected to the other story, "SHIT TIS I," 

*This story was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft book, "COOL AIR".

*From the concept where a mouth is begins to stink as you get hungrier, this applies to the air conditioner. The technician is fed to the monster, but it was still not enough.