Incorrect quotes because i'm tired and lazy
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Hal: why shouldn't I just quit my job?
Bruce: because you need money...?
Hal: to do what?!
Bruce: pay your rent.
Hal: why?!
Bruce: because you want a house!
Hal: why would I ever want that?
Bruce: because you want to live!!!
Hal: no I fucking don't!
Bruce: so there's this new mission...
Hal: can't do, Lantern duty
Bruce: great, because this guy really hates Lanterns and you'd probably end up dying
Hal: ✨dying?✨ Well look at that, I'm already on my way!
Bruce: Lantern, no!
Hal: LANTERN, YES!!
Hal: Hey, Spooky. I'm sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody.
Bruce: *nodding along*
Hal: And, also for making fun of you with Jason and Oliver behind your back.
Bruce: Didn't know you did that, but thank you for the apology.
Hal: I'm not done. I'm sorry for making fun of you at the OA, those people don't even know you.
Green Lantern: What if we kissed 😳 in your self-driving Batmobile 🤔 haha jk 😎 unless??? 👉👈
Batman: How did you say those emojis out loud?
Batman: How did you know it was me?
Green Lantern: Your eyes. Only one person in the universe can look that annoyed with me.
Hal: Bruce has a photo of me in his wallet. He said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears.
Hal: I thought it was really sweet, until he said, "Because what problem could possibly be bigger than you?"
Bruce: I'm not interrupting anything important, am I?
Hal: Impossible. I work for the Guardians.
Hal: I agree with Batman.
Bruce: Don't agree with me, Hal, it makes me uncomfortable.
Hal, smirking: I know, you're so right Spooky.
Bruce: Please stop.
Bruce, in their bedroom: All of my shirts keep disappearing.
Hal, wearing one of Bruce's shirts: Spooky.
Bruce, pokes his head out of the door: Yeah?
Hal: No I didn't- nevermind.
Bruce: *studiously working on his new case, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Hal: *hanging upside down at the ceiling like a bat* Do you think stars have feelings?
Hal likes to float in the air most times, no not because he's lazy or just likes flying, he just want's to feel taller than his boyfriend.
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That's it... (all of these I'm pretty sure are on tumbler )
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