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office part 4

[i'm sorry for procrastinating this a lot but i'm also not 😜]

hope y'all happy

schlatt showed the new guy, jared, around the office. he showed him where his cubicle would be, and wilbur's office if he ever needed them.

jared kept asking questions that schlatt had already answered, which made schlatt believe that he hadn't been listening.

in fact, it felt almost as if someone was watching him the entire time.

coincidence maybe?

probably.

"anyways, that's about all you need to know", schlatt said as he finished the office tour.

"is there anything else you need before you start?", schlatt asked.

jared smirked.

"your number."

schlatt looked up right into his eyes. he saw something of a suggestive look spark there. his ears flattened, starting to feel uncomfortable.

"oh uh, sorry i um, i have a boyfriend", schlatt tired to dismiss, but jared had a response ready.

"you think i didn't know that? i say you're missing a good chance, i could be way better than wilbur. but whatever floats your boat", jared said, walking off to the counter with the coffee machine.

schlatt stared after him, an internal shiver running down his spine. he turned in the direction of wilbur's office, and saw wilbur was leaning in the doorway, glaring after where jared went.

"i'm starting to not like that guy", wilbur muttered as he walked over to schlatt and wrapped his arms around him. schlatt just leaned into the touch.

schlatt opened his mouth to say something but thought better of it and shut it again. but wilbur noticed.

"hey", wilbur let go and stooped down to schlatt's level, looking him in the eyes, a hand on his shoulder.

schlatt looked away, but wilbur took hold of his chin and dragged it back to his face.

"i just.. i don't know if i'm being timid but, i feel like maybe jared is working for sally..", schlatt regretted saying anything when he saw wilbur's expression.

wilbur immediately stood up tall and began in jared's direction, but schlatt stopped him.

"wil stop! it's just- just a funny feeling, don't act on it unless we can confirm it", schlatt exclaimed, adding in a low voice, "if we interrogate him, he'll tell sally and she'll find someone else to try and do whatever her dirty intentions are."

wilbur sighed and nodded agreement, refraining from protesting.

"now, maybe you should go to your office and try to get some work done", schlatt suggested.

wilbur sighed again, exaggerated this time.

"you know i'm not good with working on those. i need help, they word everything weirdly", wilbur complained. schlatt giggled and took wilbur's hand, leading him to his office.

"guess i'll have to help you then", he pretended to be super annoyed and wilbur smiled.

soon enough, the end of the day neared, and wilbur was carrying schlatt bridal style, schlatt claiming he was "too tired to walk." but wilbur knew schlatt just loved to be carried.

"i hope you aren't too tired love, because you know it's wednesday", wilbur said with a smirk and a wink.

schlatt's face flushed.

"suddenly i'm extremely energized", schlatt said, a big grin on his face. wilbur just laughed and shook his head.

from the corner, jared watched them leave, pulling out his phone and typing something in the notes app before copying the couple of paragraphs from then and earlier in the day.

he opened his messages app and tapped an account that had no name and no picture assigned to it, just a number. he pasted it and sent it.

a few minutes later, a single word, a single text, was sent back as a reply.

"perfect."

[kinda short chapter but at least it's something to feed you hungry animals]

[626 words]